BOARD TO DEATH: THE SHOWDOWN, SPECIAL LAMBGOAT EDITION
Thursday, February 7th, 2008 at 2:09pm by Vince Neilstein
[It’s time for another great edition of Board to Death, in which we examine - and by “examine,” I mean “poke fun at” - what obsessive fans are saying on various band message boards. This week, we take a look at what the Lambgoat snots are saying about southern hard-rock revivalists The Showdown.]
The Showdown recently announced the departure of one of their members and the signing of a new record deal with a yet-to-be-announced label. Lambgoat was there to cover the story, and as usual the haters came out in full force.
“bluescreenofdeath” starts things off with “first post” bragging rights. Really, what is the fascinating with having the first post? Do kids wait around for new stories to go up so they can have the first post? Anyway, “kenny” is quick to chime in 2 minutes and 22 seconds later with “i object to your first post, im first post.” No, actually you aren’t, kenny, sorry.
“BIGTAKEOVER” has some insight to share: “this band is fucking shit. I’ve seen them live and they perform well, their first album is pretty good. but their new album was produced by the fucking 3 doors down/saliva guy.” So they’re shit but they perform well? Please clarify.
Our friend “bluescreenofdeath” is back for more! “BIGTAKEOVER 2/5/2008 8:39:15 PM y…………………. you’re an idiot. first you say they’re shit for no reason, then have reasons for why theyre good, then judge based on producer. wow, you’re a real winner. real smart.” Right on dude, and you even used “they’re” and “you’re” correctly! Good work, kid!
“mike_dexter” has some meta-commentary: “is this a band?” Woah. Deep.
“xeatshitx” shares this fine display of spelling prowess: “they used to be good, before they started coping to poison.” Usually I cope with alcohol and drugs, so I guess those are kind of poisons.
“vannawhitesuckedmydick” says: “this band needs to be struck by lightning. An appropriate death for such a cheesy band. QUIT MAKING TERRIBLE MUSIC!” So wait, did you say Vanna White sucked your dick? Tell more.
And finally some cred flag-waving from “deathcoresucks”: “Too bad that they are the biggest hypocrites ever…I’ve hung out with the guys on a couple occasions and Solid State would definitely not be too happy with the message that a “Christian” should be sending… Oh yeah, and their music blows too.” Ok, so you’re attempting to claim you’re cool by hanging out with them but then you say they blow? Are you a Christian? Are you voting for Mike Huckabee? Does deathcore, in fact, suck?
This has been a rousing edition of Board to Death as usual. Until next time, continue to keep it real on those boards, kids.
-VN
I pretty much never participate in boards and prefer to stick to blogs. Lambgoat is the worst with punknews running a close second.
all sounds kind of gay …
Lambgoat’s boards are always the worst. It’s like a constant “dumb-off”.
Message boards are just so people with nothing to do can talk trash behind screen names. I’ve never really understood it, but I’ve seen people who I respect get sucked into it. Its really sad–stay away.
SHOWDOWN = THE FIRST THING I EVER DELETED THAT I GOT FROM B-MEDIA
CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SONS!!!
You guys should do a similar segment like Board to death…but instead of posting idiocy from forums, you should yank em out of Blabbermouth. Theres plenty of ignorance to go around there.
You took a sample of the news posts? Why in the fuck would you do that. Half of those assholes aren’t even registered users. Long story short, you’re an idiot. lol.
faggot
I don’t understand the point of this at all. Are we supposed to laugh and care what you think about posts on news items that were given no more than ten seconds of thought by their authors? Do you really spend your time contemplating throw-away comments on hardcore websites? If your’e going to make fun of other people, don’t you think you should have SOMETHING funny to add?
what a bunch of faggotry! of course kids on lambgoat wouldn’t care about these twats, shit band, shit website, no care ever
you’re a fucking idiot. way to try and sound intelligent and just prove how much of a dumbass you are. i hope you go to a real showdown and get your ass whooped. you couldn’t make it a day on lambgoat. YOU WONT LATS
Way to be a faggot, faggot. I hope your mom gets hit by a bus.
you guys are fucking faggots. anyways lambgoat > this webSHITe.
who the fuck wrote this article a fucking 6th grader. what a fucking moron. you just C&P the link you provided. what a dumb ass no wonder his mom is a cum guzzling aids infested whore.
I don’t allow the word “nigger” on my forum.
SLK HAS SEX WITH LITTLE BLACK BOYS!
wow, this is the worst article ever written. what a faggot.
Technically, you took those quotes from the news section, not the message board. But good try.
Webmaster of Lambgoat Says:
February 8th, 2008 at 6:17 pm
I don’t allow the word “nigger” on my forum.
LOL
Oh and also, incredibly shit band.
are you retarded? OMG I WRITE AT 6th GRADE LEVEL! MOMMY LOOK AT ME!
this article sucks. the author is a faggot. eat aids and die
what sifl said x infinity. this website makes other websites want to have sex with websites of the same sex. you guys suck at the internet… i noticed the author is named Vince Neilstein…who the fuck are you? the faggot singer for Motley Jew? burn.
the internet is the land of make believe personalities and hyper-realistic versions of people. Anybody who takes their “online” life seriously is in need of some help. We’re a land of fat, unintelligent people who try to live their lives in a make believe world.
I HOPE VIN IMPALES HIMSELF ON A FUCKING FENCE POST
Hey Vince, you rang?
fuck…was i right…(see top post and read all after)
It ALL seems gay to me….!!!
[...] month when we posted a special Lambgoat edition of our column Board to Death — in which we make fun of what people are saying on the various Interwebs message boards [...]
wait……………who is the showdown?
stupid article analyzing idiot news-only posters.
Board of death? News posters are hardly part of the lambgoat sunshine and fun community. This site is so gay is got AIDS twice. Die of cancer/AIDS getting hit by the faggot bus, faggots.