JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT SEBASTIAN BACH COULDN’T SINK ANY LOWER…

Monday, March 10th, 2008 at 11:55am by Axl Rosenberg

baz-15.jpgOver the weekend Blabbermouth reported that Poison will be doing another edition of their summer package tour, which isn’t surprising – for glam fans $30 to see three old hair metal acts complete with big light shows, pyro, and all the fixings is a pretty good deal.

What is kind of surprising is that Sebastian Bach has been announced as one of the openers; he’ll rotate with the other one, a George Lynch-less Dokken.

You read that correctly, folks. Dokken.

Now, Baz hasn’t exactly been the most dignified of sorts, but there’s a pretty huge difference between opening for Axl Rose at Madison Square Garden and opening for Poison at pretty much fuckin’ anywhere.

Funnier still is this quote from a 1999 interview with Baz: “We [Skid Row] were definitely separate from Poison and Warrant… Skid Row fans are not Poison fans.”

Oh, well. It’s easy to talk big when you don’t have bills to pay, I guess.

-AR



5 COMMENTS on “JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT SEBASTIAN BACH COULDN’T SINK ANY LOWER…”

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  3. Dude Manbro says:

    I have to give Sebastian credit for one thing, the dude keeps trying even though it’s all for a fan base that exists only in his (& maybe Eddie Trunk’s & Lonn Friend’s) mind. 20 years from now he’ll still be belting out “18 & Life” at various state fairs and nostalgia nights, he’ll still look like a 1989-era coke slut & he’ll still have that exaggerated sense of self-importance that makes Bas what he is today.

  4. The Bazman needs to get back with Skid Row.

    I wish I could see this show. I’d watch Dokken and Baz, and leave before Poison.

  5. 80's Forever says:

    Tickets went on sale yesterday here in WI for 25.00. Not only is this 80’s music, but 80’s prices. You can’t beat that. It’ll be a good show.

    Angel Down is kick ass, and Lightning Strikes Again is like Under Lock And Key blended with Erase The Slate. It’s gonna be a fun show for a cheap price.

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