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A VERY, VERY INTENSE VIDEO

 Friday, January 16th, 2009 at 2:31pm by

[Thanks: Anton OyVey]

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  • snauk

    what the fucking fuckaroni is the deal with this dude? “Intense” might not be the word i would use. “my inflatable sexdoll made me do it”, i’d might say…

  • WetBiscut

    That’s a pretty sweet song, seriously. I can’t wait till next open mike night!!

  • seagoat

    Yeah, green screen is pretty intense.

    Or maybe it is the intense stalking.

    ????????????????

  • Razze

    haha, awesome lense flare

  • The Manny

    i used to watch the squirrels and they were merry…

    anybody seen my red stapler?

  • Slender

    I would slip that bitch in the video the hot beef injection

  • http://yrmom.yrmom Kip Wingerschmidt

    Textures be damned — this is what I will think of whenever anybody says “prog-metal” from now on.

  • RobotScythe

    Are you fucking serious?!!

  • Will

    To those (like me) that were able to sit through the whole thing… there’s an insanely hot chick at the end of the video. At least, that was cool.

  • Flint

    This had all the intensity of a low budget porno

  • http://inconsistentcontradictoryobservations.blogspot.com/ Slntpsych1

    Those power chords just get me every time, and his voice sounds like angels singing. He has a very promising future as a musician.

  • http://www.myspace.com/orchids Daisy May Tinklepants

    hot tits, these guys rule!

  • razorsharp codpiece

    does anyone else feel less safe after watching this, knowing that people like that dude exist in the world?

  • razorsharp codpiece

    I also would like to make note that there are like 10 more videos from this visionary singer/songwriter on the uncharted zone, with your host, “the flamboyant” phil thomas katt.

  • Jesse

    @The Manny

    I could put, I could put, strychnine in the guacamole.

  • MikeyP

    is that my dad?

  • Only Deaf is Real

    The mind recoils in terror.

    Does anyone remember that song that Milhouse’s dad wrote on “The Simpsons?” “Can I Borrow a Feeling?” Strangely comes to mind here.

  • Too fucked up to care anymore

    Wait.. so, is he looking for his runaway daughter?

    Next time, he should wear corpse paint.

  • Iron Mayden

    @razorsharp codpiece:

    If i were a twelve year old girl, I would be very afraid.

  • uncle sherm

    that was fucked up.

  • Sammy

    I just had a turgid response.

  • Andrew

    So maybe I’m a glutton for punishment, but I just had to take a look at this guy’s website, and he actually won an award for one of these pieces of shit.

    2002: Won a “Bronze Award” from The Florida Motion Picture & Television Association as Producer of the Music Video “Santa’s Gone Hawaiian”.

    I think from now on Florida is officially banned from giving out any awards, US Presidency or otherwise.

    If you dare:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T0650wj27M&eurl=http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=Santa's Gone Hawaiian&rls=com.microsoft:en-us:IE-SearchBox&oe=

  • canea

    I’m not sure taking a paid model on trip to the beach counts covers this statement: “the videos called for lonely, desolate places.” That being said: AWESOME.

  • myke

    wow this is really gay

  • semperifcktheothrguy

    That video hurt everyone of my senses, i feel mentaly violated after Marck just raped my ears.

  • steven

    I get that fucking channel on my tv… that is just the begginging of it… best channel to get high to

  • Krame

    Did they just film him singing out of boredom while he was waiting for his passport photo to be taken or something?

  • chad

    if ‘intense’ means plagiarizing ‘house of the rising the sun’, then yes, it is intense.

  • http://www.myspace.com/hateband666 Wanga

    Like a bastard child of Rod Mcuen and Jon Anderson, featuring Tom Cruise in a Cronos wig.

  • PD

    I love the part where he’s doing the dance small children do when they have to pee.

  • grymmbear

    I love the switching of the outstretched leg.

    Pure classic, all the way around.

    Prog/arena rock will never be the same again.

  • dEV

    I highly recommend “Little Wings.” I almost wet myself, and couldn’t stop laughing for ten minutes. Seriously, my wife was asleep in the other room, and my laughter woke her up. This is GENIUS!

  • Johnson Long

    Ha, kinda reminds me of that band with the jazz flute from the 70s. I just got done listening to the ‘Saturday song to get stoned to’ and I forgot their name. Pretty sure I’m gonna find this guys album somewhere and rock my ipod to it.

  • \m/Eluveitie\m/

    Jethro Tull?

  • http://www.pandasdestroy.com jorbams

    “Little Wings” is fucking phenomenal. “Without You” is just…beyond words. …that fucking sassy stance he has. Oh man.

    Here is the thing though: if one delves deeper into this, there is a WHOLE FUCKING UNIVERSE to be explored here. By typing “the uncharted zone” into YouTube and then selecting their channel, one is exposed to a seemingly bottomless bounty of music videos. Highlights: a completely expected right-wing country song about saving “the children” from the damn Liberals, a rap song about a little kid witnessing his parents divorce, and countless “hard-rockin’ bar rock rockers” who refuse to give up the dream.

    Going to theunchartedzone.com yields EXACTLY what you would expect: a website that is stuck in 1996 and looks like it was hosted on AngelFire or Geocities or some shit.

    You can visit Phil Thomas Katt’s MySpace and see his ridiculous pictures that are decades old. In some of the he looks like Charlie from It’s Always Sunny in what must be a joke picture…yet, sadly, it’s real.

    This whole group of people seems to be hermetically-sealed in a time vacuum. It will always be the late 80s to early 90s for these people.

    Mark Gormley gets seriously tech with that axe though…

  • CARLTRON 3000

    the guy might have a musical future, he sounds just like the singer from rush

  • Bahnzo

    Is that Milton from “Office Space”? I’ll bet he also writes songs about his stapler.

  • http://reaper-x.deviantart.com Reaper-X

    Looks like a Tim and Eric production.