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Worst Week Ever

IN WHICH WE CLARIFIED THE GEOGRAPHICAL ORIGIN OF PANDAS

 Friday, March 27th, 2009 at 5:30pm by

I’ve been trying to download the new Marilyn Manson mp3, “We’re From America,” but navigating that guy’s website is more difficult than getting Rob Halford hard with a naked photo of Christina Scabbia . So, whomever designed that site… fuck you, and fuck your mother.

In other news, here’s what happened in the world of metal this week:

Alright everyone. I know we’re all excited for the weekend, but try not to die of alcohol poisoning. See ya Monday.

-AR

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  • Ben

    What, Axl, wrapping your lips around Halford’s cock didn’t get him hard on it’s own?

  • dthrasher

    Oh snap!

  • http://www.myspace.com/jay234t Brutal Jay

    It’s really not that hard to get to the new song. You go to his page, and you’ll see a graphic that has him, a new logo, and above the new logo it should say “Download Exclusive Track”… click that. And the site will tell you the rest. If you couldn’t figure that on your own, you should hang your keyboard up right now.

  • tyler09

    pretty sure christina scabbia could get any man hard dude

  • Molti

    The only thing missing from this week was an unreadable band logo.
    *Hint hint nudge nudge*

  • Dannibal

    I feel your pain Axl…I went through all the bullshit only to find out I had to download what the site was powered by just to put in my info? Fuck all that noise, I’ll just wait for it to be posted on youtube.

  • Joe

    So uhhhhh…no plans to review the new Mastodon then?

  • RyanK

    NEW ISIS FTW!!!

  • patochan

    I’ll be glad when that annoying Puscifer ad goes away. Geotargeting strikes again!

  • \m/Eluveitie\m/

    When are we gonna get the last photo caption contest results?

  • Ben

    Tyler, if you’re such a bitter asshole that you can’t admit that christina scabbia is severely fuckable, then I truly pity you.

  • \m/Eluveitie\m/

    I think there was a reading mistake somewhere that could clarify your comment Ben

  • Ben

    Ah yes…. hehehe… Tyler DOES think Scabbia is hot. Damn Jager. Don’t drink and surf the web kiddies.