IN WHICH WE CLARIFIED THE GEOGRAPHICAL ORIGIN OF PANDAS
Friday, March 27th, 2009 at 5:30pm by Axl RosenbergI’ve been trying to download the new Marilyn Manson mp3, “We’re From America,” but navigating that guy’s website is more difficult than getting Rob Halford hard with a naked photo of Christina Scabbia . So, whomever designed that site… fuck you, and fuck your mother.
In other news, here’s what happened in the world of metal this week:
- We spoke to Believer’s Kurt Bachman and Nashville Pussy’s Blaine Cartwright.
- We listened to new releases from Malefice, Millions, I Killed the Prom Queen and Corpus Christi.
- Is this the worst music video of 2009 so far?
- We really like the new Isis song! Seriously!
- The screamo-crunk explosion has begun… and now we wish it would end.
Alright everyone. I know we’re all excited for the weekend, but try not to die of alcohol poisoning. See ya Monday.
-AR
What, Axl, wrapping your lips around Halford’s cock didn’t get him hard on it’s own?
Oh snap!
It’s really not that hard to get to the new song. You go to his page, and you’ll see a graphic that has him, a new logo, and above the new logo it should say “Download Exclusive Track”… click that. And the site will tell you the rest. If you couldn’t figure that on your own, you should hang your keyboard up right now.
pretty sure christina scabbia could get any man hard dude
The only thing missing from this week was an unreadable band logo.
*Hint hint nudge nudge*
I feel your pain Axl…I went through all the bullshit only to find out I had to download what the site was powered by just to put in my info? Fuck all that noise, I’ll just wait for it to be posted on youtube.
So uhhhhh…no plans to review the new Mastodon then?
NEW ISIS FTW!!!
I’ll be glad when that annoying Puscifer ad goes away. Geotargeting strikes again!
When are we gonna get the last photo caption contest results?
Tyler, if you’re such a bitter asshole that you can’t admit that christina scabbia is severely fuckable, then I truly pity you.
I think there was a reading mistake somewhere that could clarify your comment Ben
Ah yes…. hehehe… Tyler DOES think Scabbia is hot. Damn Jager. Don’t drink and surf the web kiddies.