IN WHICH WE ADDRESSED SOME COMPLAINTS
Friday, May 1st, 2009 at 6:03pm by Axl RosenbergSome of you seem to find it shocking that we actually read your comments (and often reply to e-mails, for that matter). To which I say: why the fuck else would we even have a comments section? We love to read the comments. To wit:
- Daisy May Tinklepants accused us not once but twice of giving positive reviews to artists who granted us interviews. I guess poor David Bee Roth didn’t get the memo when he interviewed and then reviewed Believer. In any case, both of those interviews were actually offered, not granted, but we appreciate the conspiracy theories.
- disappointed called us “dickless jew faggots” because I apologized for a swine flu joke (but not really). We don’t mind being called “Jew faggots,” but to suggest that we have no penises is just uncalled for. Also, the word “Jew” is generally capitalized, you wide-set vagina’d Goy retard.
- teaches of peaches says that no one cares about Dallas Coyle’s column “The Hard R” now that he’s not in God Forbid. Comments left by 114 other people would suggest otherwise, but just to be safe, Dallas is joining the latest touring incarnation of Sha Na Na so that he can continue to write for us.
- Revealing themselves to be the anti-Matt McChesneys, the dudes from YEAH! Destroyer spent more time writing for the site this week than anyone on the MetalSucks staff did. Whatever keeps them from playing music…
- Cahiers du Cinema contributor CrapMcPoopin announced that he’s leaving us for our friends at Metal Insider. Then he left 13 more comments over the course of the week.
- Conduit is having a hard time reconciling the fact that we like “commercial crap” and “random bands from Europe/elsewhere.” Sorry, Conduit. But, yeah, we liked the most recent Slipknot album. Shrug.
- Ricky doesn’t like the fact that Dope are basically paying us to talk shit about them. Ricky, have you spoken with Daisy May? ‘Cause in reality, we only hate Dope because they won’t grant us an interview.
And next week we’re gonna try to really piss you cats off.
-AR
Thats so funny, people say anything if it’s over the net. Props for calling them out.
Haha, my dream of making the front page on Metalsucks is now a reality. I can finally stop being a troll and join the rest of the normal posters here.
Bowzer For President!
Motherfuckers, for once I don’t argue with Dallas, and I don’t even get put on the front page about it.
FUCK YOUR COLLECTIVE COUCHES!
Haha! Lovin’ the couch fucking. Nicely done.
Hmmm… I guess this could qualify as witty… maybe… if we really lower our standards. It sure as hell doesn’t actually “address” anything.
I still stand by the fact that I thanked you guys like 5 times in my posts!
and this is not the last you’ll hear from us! LOVE YOU! -Daniel of YEAH! Destroyer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPV2cy9zg6s
the best
myspace.com/yeahdestroyer …. hey axl can i be the writter for your guys Pop section on this site… i have a WONDERFUL idea for an article of britney spears’s vagina and its relationship with her boobs….let me know
Saturday song to get medicinally stoned to avoid swine flu to
First person to be “addressed”? YES!
Not a complaint, but an observation:
Why are comments turned off for the Unreadable Band Logo?
Are we not allowed to guess?
You really haven’t got any brains at all have you?
wha…Huh?
drummers don’t have brains; just big sticks to beat shit with.
I wanted to guess for fun.
Being in Flu-free Canaduh, I can’t win anything in these contests, but wanted to offer my input for the fuckofit.
So if someone knew the answer to the unreadable band logo, they should be able to leave a comment telling everyone else the right answer? Kinda turns it into a random drawing with no prerequisites, at least if you have to have the correct band to match the logo, it takes some work or knowledge of metal
the above comment does not represent the views and opinions of this
genres fine league of drummers. While most drummers do have big sticks
brains are often included, if not assumed to be intact within the respectul
skull of said drummer. that is all.
Does this make \m/Eluveitie\m/ a Metal Thespian?
wow.
I find those unreadable band logos are more akin to a Rorschach Test.
AND:
without an aforementioned brain, I wouldn’t be able to bust out 32nd-note kick blastbeats!
Whoa whoa, thespian? Questioning my sexuality is a low-blow if ever there was one
thespian was the wrong word dude. It literally means actor. Metal actor makes no sense.
By thespian I was implying ‘drama-queen’ RE:http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/thespian
WTF do I have to explain everything I say?
Fuck It.
I wonder if that’s the first time the Merriam Webster dictionary was called upon to try and resolve a dispute on MetalSucks…
since youguys apparently read our commenta, Id like to say THIS SITE kicks ass. I used to read blabbershitmouth, but…..well….ya. Id like to state I was also offended by the “jew” comments. Though I am greek, I bear such jewish traits as a large nose and deadly amounts of leg hair. We must suffer together, my non-gentile friends. all in good fun. METALSUCKZZZZZZZZZ
I must also agree that this site does kick ass. I haven’t been to blabbermouth in a very long time, and I remember when articles used to get 2-3 comments max. It’s good to see more people coming over, I just hope the ones that come over are like yourself, and not like the trolls who usually inhabit BM.
Also, even though you’re not jewish, I am now imagining a jew named noel, which makes me laugh a lot more than it probably should.
hell yea, man.
“A Jew Named Noel”……you know what? That is the PERFECT name for a christmas\honakkah time blockbuster movie….I wonder who will play me…..John Stamos? That guy from 300? METALSUCKS decide.
Out of all the metal blog sites, I find Metalsucks to be the most honest and fair. I am glad you guys aren’t letting this go the way of other sites that just let their comments become a virutal wild west of hating.
Gotta say I am now really looking forward to next week!
deathcore sucks
scene kids are faggots
what’s up
lol, nice!
Hahaha I like the comments made by the guys from YEAH!Destroy, they are funny. The band is really crap though, so how about instead of arguing they would learn how to play their instruments properly.
i like this site more then the other ones like this
i think you should put that yeah-destroyer band into your “shitstains on the universe” category.