50 PEOPLE I VALUE LESS THAN A PILE OF MY DOG’S FECES
Friday, July 17th, 2009 at 4:00pm by Axl Rosenberg- Eddie Ojeda.
- Joey Belladonna.
- Joey Belladonna’s manager.
- People who like the new Linkin Park song.
- People who think Transformers 2: Revenge of the Multiplex Mongoloids is a good movie.
- People who think G.I. Joe: Rise of Fuck Your Face is going to be a good movie.
- Everyone who isn’t Stanley Kubrick that makes a movie with a colon in the title.
- Everyone who sees the new version of The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 but has never seen the original.
- Everyone keeping The New York Post in business.
- Glenn Beck.
- The vagina Glenn Beck clawed his way out of.
- Sean Hannity.
- Sarah Palin.
- Michelle Bachmann.
- Dr. Laura.
- Everyone who saw Dr. Laura’s In Praise of Mom.
- Everyone who helped make Dr. Laura’s In Praise of Mom.
- Whomever the fuck programs those ads before the movie.
- Everyone who ever has, does, or will work for Sallie Mae.
- Everyone who thought my Barack Obama post was really written by Barack Obama.
- Whomever’s voice I’m being forced to listen to right now.
- The now-dead “adoptive grandmother” of whomever’s voice that is.
- Anyone who tries to speak to me before my morning coffee.
- Anyone who tries to speak to me after my morning coffee.
- Richard Belzer.
- Richard Belzer’s dogs.
- People who eat at the Corner Bistro but don’t know what street it’s on.
- People who eat at the Corner Bistro and ask to see a menu.
- People who post on Lambgoat.
- All tourists everywhere.
- Adam Lambert.
- Everyone who has ever watched American Idol.
- Marketing executives.
- Videographers who think they’re Steven fucking Spielberg.
- People who try to use a big word as part of an insult but misuse/can’t spell said word.
- That dude on the street last night who read aloud the shirt I was wearing back to me, in case I didn’t know what it said.
- This kid.
- Everyone who steals and/or plagiarizes from this site.
- You.
- Me.
- Jon.
- Kate.
- Plus Eight.
-AR
What the fuck was the point of this? It wasn’t even entertaining
I know i think Axl gets stupider for every post he writes, hes just been getting worse and worse lately
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Who is this poser trying pass off as me? Whatever, he’s not really that good at it anyway…
I can’t believe you didn’t make the list Zilty!?!
I hope I wasn’t supposed to laugh. As vast as the metal world is this is the best they could really post? What a dipshit.
That’s funny.
Axl probably doesn’t give a fuck what you think.
I know I don’t.
You care so little, you decided to comment on it
You didn’t include Limbaugh? Wow.
Okay, you just crossed the fucking line with John and Kate + 8. I’m filing for divorce, citing “dissolution of marriage”.
You forgot your dad !
#32-Everyone who has ever watched American Idol puts this list at way over 50 people. Do some math and change the title or remove this pointless post.
Last time I saw this much hot fire being spat, Dave Chappelle was playing Dylan in the Mad Real World sketch. Hoboken!
I actually respect the hell out of Jon for going off and finding himself some real pussy. You wanna act like a bitch? Well here’s 8 kids, have fun raising them by yourself! A lot of dudes out there could learn something from this man.
way to be creative and say plus eight so you dont have to name 50
lame.
should of had Andy Rooney make you a list. at leat wed be entertained by it.
get that cock out of your asses, it was a joke damn why does everyone on this site have to bitch so much
ranting again arent we????
long time no list
#24 is ass backwards.
And Cage’s son’s being himself, douche or not. I like it.
I completely agree.
belladonna is awesome.
but then again i’m talkin about pron.
Yep, baseball bat in the dot = pure win.
Either you were trying to be funny, in which you failed miserably…. or…
you were trying to make some sort of political point, in which we don’t give a shit. This is a metal blog dumbshit.
‘11.The vagina Glenn Beck clawed his way out of’.
Good one! Also agree with you on The Transformer’s movie(why does it make so much money?).
Sounds like a random, angry, hangover fueled rant.
As some one who has had a bad day, I totally understand this list.
Aww, somebody’s diaper is full of poopies.
Glenn Beck didn’t claw his way out of a vagina. He was created from the feces of a fly who shit on the feces of a dog.
Other than that, Axl, I’m giving this post a solid C- for hungover, mail-it-in laziness and for not even once mentioning David Draiman or Death Magnetic.
hangover rant, go smoke some weed and chill out
Conservatives got your little man-thong all in a twist, do they? I’m sure Comrade Messiah Obama can untangle them for you.
As a conservative, if we can piss off Axl, it’s mission accomplished in my book…of course that doesn’t seem like such a hard thing to do…
How about Neil Turbin?
Couldn’t agree more on Sallie Mae. Seriously, fuck them.
The rest, meh
HEY. I’m gonna judge what you post on your site as if it was mine durka durka it’s dumb not teh br00tuhls crabcore bullshit you should only post what I like and not what ever you think.
Why Eddie Ojeda?
Well, here we go again with the “All conservatives are inherently more evil than we liberals” rant. Seriously, fuck off until you actually read the obamacare monstrosity and an economics book (other than Paul Krugman’s). And this is from a libertarian.
“the taking of pelham one two three” is a fantastic movie. between that and “the bad news bears” Walter Matthau can do no wrong.
new linkin park isnt bad
and that kids band isnt half bad. the guy can sing
being a libertarian i happen to be a huge glenn beck fan and saying he is less than shit doesnt bother me half as much as saying 8 innocent children are less than shit. what a horrible, miserable person you must be axl rosenberg.
43?
RIP walter cronkite :*(
Yea screw all student load comapanies. Pro student forever!
loan my bad. I i did’nt spell companies right either. My gramer sucks
FUCKING METAL DUDE
Is there really any retards that actually like Glenn Beck?
Yeah, the people who aren’t brain-dead idiots who didn’t vote for the commie currently in office who is hell-bent on destroying this country completely in less than 4 years. Seen the popularity polls recently? Even the libtards who voted for Comrade Messiah Obama are starting to realise they fucked up. Glenn Beck just has the balls to point out all the shit Obama’s doing, instead of sucking his dick like the media does.
“commie”? “comrade messiah Obama”? Am i meant to take these childish names seriously? I have to question the intelligence of anyone who watches Fox News and is not able to see the complete failure in journalism, regardless of their political stance.
Childish names? You do realise people actually called Obama the “messiah” during his campaign, and being as socialism is just a small step away from communism – and Obama is a socialist – calling him a commie isn’t really that far off? I rarely watch any news any more, since it’s all extremely biased one way or the other – CNN and MSNBC being disgustingly liberal, Fox simply trying to act as their counterbalance, so they all fail at objective journalism – but if you’d actually stop for a second and instead of playing the righteous indignation bit and listen to what Beck says, about the new healthcare plan for instance, you might realise he’s not a screaming idiot. Yes, some of his stances are a bit off, but that doesn’t make everything he says wrong.
What is Fox News’ “complete failure in journalism”? If you’re talking about their bias, isn’t MSNBC just as biased towards the left side of things?
Hahaha I hope you don’t seriously think CNN and MSNBC are any less prone to juvenile behavior…you can only take it when people are laughing with you and not at you would be my guess?
I’m there with ya, although I would’ve used a better choice of words.
I refuse to support a president who thinks it’s the government’s job to hand out money, when their only duty should be to protect my freedoms.
I’m personally ashamed of both the left and the right.
How about:
Whiney bitch writers with nothing to say that feed into the bullshit social causes our very simple, obvious media creates by acknowledging moronic talking heads YOU DON’T HAVE TO PAY ATTENTION TO, whom you cannot get over because you are ignorant and vain and HAVE TO trot out your opinions for your sheep to curl up in and feel nice that they hate Glenn Beck too so that they’ll feel better about their choice in metal blog,. Metal Sucks, you’re my hero. A little communal indignation, no? Give everyone a common enemy?
My common enemy are lazy ignorant fucks that whine in platitudes out of vanity and an utter lack of creativity or ingenuity or news, you fucking butt-sniffers.
Axl got served
Fucking. Zing.
Fuckin’ A
Sean Hannity should have been in the Top 3 along with Glenn Beck and the other puppet you left out, Rush Limbaugh.
Indeed.
Simply put, this is awesome. Yeah.
Cage’s son’s band aint that bad
I think we all agree though, this list is 100% better than that last one they put out…
Why Eddie Ojeda? Thats the guy from Byzantine right?
Uh oh…somebodies a liberal
someone ran out of weed…
5 and 6 made me feel good about life.
Agreed about the movies. Michael Bay is a hack director, the GI JOE movie is going to suck balls ( i wish I could sue Hollywood for decimating my childhood memories) and the original Pelham movie is much better than the current over the top re-make.
As for Palin, Hannity…the hatred has nothing to do with them being conservative, it’s that they are just simple-mined, ingnorant and mean-spirited people, that’s all. This whole liberal/conservative debate needs to stop in this country. A politician is a politician is a politician. Same for the pundit’s for either side. They are all out for themselves and to live off the backs of us, the common citizens. They just go about it in different ways. Wise up.
Ignorant? No. Simple? Maybe, but then you’re pretty much calling every average person simple, too. Palin made a great target for the liberal journalists to shred, because she’s a non-black/non-liberal/non-gay female who didn’t bend over and take it in the ass from the media when they expected her to. She’s not stupid, by any means, and if she’s not great at public speaking, well, when Obama doesn’t have his teleprompter up and running, I’ve yet to see him speak like a president should – even casually. People gave Bush shit about that, but in informal interviews where he wasn’t reading prepared speeches, he was perfectly normal – and the inability to speak well from a prepared document isn’t uncommon at all, if you haven’t spent much time in schools lately. Glenn Beck is by no means stupid, simple, or ignorant, but he is opinionated (when’s that been a bad thing?) and defends those opinions against all comers.
I’m a libertarian (small l), so I have no desire to keep the two-party system going, but it seems like the rote response from so many liberals whenever anyone takes an opposing stance is to point, scream “YOU’RE AN IDIOT!” and try to drown out any form of rational debate with increasingly loud repetition of that same phrase. It’s evidently ok for the media, and the common person, to make fun of Bush, Palin, or really any conservative, but when it gets switched up on them, they freak. It’s disgusting. If you want to fling mud, you shouldn’t have a personal aversion to getting mud thrown back at you.
I love how you followed up your claims of simple-mindedness by spelling “ignorant” wrong
Nic Cage’s son’s band sounds like a bad Old Man’s Child clone. This wouldn’t be such a bad thing if they were cloning OMC’s older material, but instead they chose the generic black/death stuff. Such a waste of Hellhammer’s talent.
I thought it was “kind of” funny………lol