VINCE NEILSTEIN’S TOP TWENTY METAL ALBUMS OF 2009

Thursday, December 17th, 2009 at 5:00pm by

beardy mcbeardson vince neilsteinIn the weeks prior to –  and even during — the assemblage of this Top 20 list, I went back and listened to every album I’d selected as a candidate, sometimes more than once. Some weren’t quite as impressive as I’d remembered now that the sheen had worn off, some were equally as good, and some were even better.

But what I think speaks most to the high caliber of metal released in 2009 is the great variety of types of metal albums that dot my list. There’s the usual suspects that you’re seeing on the lists of other fellow MS writers and the entire World Wide Interwebs, but there are some curveballs too — there’s a tech-death brand from France, a couple of retro(ish) thrashers, two bands that were previously left for dead and three, count them, THREE instrumental metal albums… plus a whole bunch of others. It wasn’t just a great year for metal but a varied one too, and a fitting end to a decade which saw a huge explosion of sub-genres.

axetofalllarger20. Converge – Axe to Fall

I never liked Converge before this record. To me, Converge didn’t really have much relevance to metal… they were hardcore (with a little metallic influence, sure) and the band’s music just never spoke to me in any meaningful way. With Axe to Fall, that’s changed. I still can’t get down with the Converge catalog albums that everyone seems to think are the tits, and I stand firm that whether or not this band is “metal” is dubious; but Axe to Fall is a solid listen all the way through. I dig the new somewhat subdued sound the band is experimenting with just the same as I dig the bangers on Axe to Fall. It’s a really cohesive record that’s still extremely aggressive but isn’t afraid to explore other, more subtle territory as well.

Endgame19. Megadeth – Endgame

Dave Mustaine has made his best album in years with Endgame, his second for Roadrunner. Endgame‘s predecessor United Abominations was a solid album too, but Endgame one-ups it in every category; the songs are better, the playing is more interesting (thanks to some degree to the presence of ex-Nevermore axe-slinger Chris Broderick), and the overall album flow is more consistent. Dave’s almost got me believing in all of his crazy conspiracy theories… actually, no, not really, but his music still kicks ass.

anaal nathrahk18. Anaal Nathrakh – In the Constellation of the Black Widow

All 34 minutes and 10 songs of In the Constellation of the Black Widow speed by in a fiery maelstorm of blackened riffs, pounding drum [machines] and V.I.T.R.I.O.L.’s distorted, manic shrieks, making for an extreme and intense experience all the way through. There is no relenting; the band never pulls back, instead choosing to pummel at the highest velocity from start to finish. The memorable guitar melodies are what really make this album go by accentuating the brutality and providing a simultaneous safe haven from the madness.

goatwhore_cover17. Goatwhore – Carving out the Eyes of God

Goatwhore delivered a monster of a record with Carving out the Eyes of God, 40 minutes of freight-train rock n’ metal glory (see also: Rumpelstiltskin Grinder, below). Sammy Duet’s guitars are front and center, courtesy of Erik Rutan’s saturated and pungent production. Rutan is as close to a “transparent” producer as there is in metal today, meaning there’s no such thing as “the Erik Rutan” sound, and on Carving he’s captured a gigantic-but-still-raw sound that fits Goatwhore perfectly. This record just hits me in that special sweet spot that gets me all psyched up and ready to kick some motherfuckin’ ass.

gorod - process of decline16. Gorod – Process of a New Decline

Though Gorod aren’t a new band (they’ve been around since 1997 under a number of different monikers), they’re one part of the seemingly ocean-deep metal scene in France that’s just now gaining a slew of international attention. Gorod’s take on another burgeoning scene — tech-death — isn’t necessarily fully unique, but they’ve been doing it just as long as anyone and they do it just as well. Process of a New Decline is full of memorable riffs, complicated interplay between instruments, startling dynamics, and as could be expected, insane chops. It’s a winning combination for a winning band.

Devin Townsend - Ki15. Devin Townsend – Ki

Why Ki over Addicted? I liked Addicted too, but Ki has a special X-factor that really appealed to me. A lot of it has to do with the fact that’s it’s so different from anything Devin’s done before. And while sure, perhaps an album should be judged on its own merit independent of its creator, I think that a band or artist’s career trajectory is a very important factor when judging new work. It’s the reason I can’t get too into the new Killswitch Engage album… same shit, different day. But for Townsend, Ki is completely different shit on a brand new day. Devin really stretched his musical muscles outside his comfort zone on Ki and the results are, of course, great. Devin is a talented cat and he nails it here, aided by production that’s way more organic than most of his SYL or solo work. Ki was a fitting introduction to the promised 4-album suite, and Addicted was solid too; can’t wait to hear what’s coming next.

Lye_By_Mistake_-_Fea_Jur_cover14. Lye by Mistake – Fea Jur

Have you heard this record??! My guess is that you haven’t. But you need to. What these talented St. Louis lads are doing is absolutely astonishing. Fea Jur is like lounge jazz in metal form, dissonant notes and off-kilter meters jammed in with distorted guitars and an unprecedented comprehension of dynamics. Lye by Mistake are like Dillinger Escape Plan with Vernon Reid on guitar instead of hardcore kids; just when you think there’s no focus whatsoever and you’re questioning whether the band even knows what the fuck they’re playing, it all comes together in perfect synchronicity and rocks the fuck out. Talk about “next level” and “pushing the genre forward”… this band is doing it, leaps and bounds ahead of everyone else.

200px-Steel_panther_feel_the_steel13. Steel Panther – Feel the Steel

It’d be easy to write off an ironic band like Steel Panther if they weren’t so fucking good at everything. Everything. Every detail is JUST right; the lyrics, the mood, the musicianship, the production… it’s just all done so well, because ultimately these are cats that’ve lived the lifestyle and know what it’s like. It’s real… but they’re old enough and wise enough to be able to take a step back and make fun of it. And not for nothin’, they’re living out the dream of every dude who’s ever been in a local bar cover band; they got signed to write and record original material, and by a huge label that spent a ton on promotion and will never ever recoup. Well played, sirs!

animals as leaders12. Animals as Leaders -  Animals as Leaders

The Internet has done amazing things for instrumental metal bands like Animals as Leaders, Tosin Abasi’s solo brainchild in band form. Namely it’s allowed bands like this one to even exist. Ten years ago no such thing would have been possible; the audience was too geographically divided and the technology didn’t exist (or wasn’t sufficient enough) to bring a project like this to life, but the Internet allows obscure micro-genre fans from the world over to connect with whatever very particular thing it is that tickles their aural fancy. To wit, a Prosthetic Records employee told me that Animals as Leaders’ self-titled debut was the best-selling pre-sale in the label’s history. Abasi’s virtuosic 8-string guitar playing is the center-piece of Animals as Leaders — both rhythm and lead tracks — supported by the mind-bending Haake-esque polyrhythmic grooves of everyone’s favorite session drummer, Drum Kit From Hell. The two work in tandem to create an incredibly atmospheric and sonically lush instru-metal release. While there may be many would-be bedroom one-man-banders on MySpace, nobody does it better than Abasi.

scalethesummit-carving11. Scale the Summit – Carving Desert Canyons

While most instru-metal bands are following the Misha Mansoor / Tosin Abasi template (with results not up to par with either of those two), the Houston, TX kids in Scale the Summit go a completely different direction. Instead of channeling 7 (or 8)-string mind-fuck Meshuggah rhythms as their building blocks, Scale the Summit draw from a much lighter prog rock palette in their sparkling Tom Beaujour-produced Prosthetic Records debut. I haven’t spoken with these lads yet, but I’ll bet they’d cite bands like Cynic, Russian Circles, Intronaut, and even Dream Theater as influences. Though Carving Desert Canyons is instrumental, there’s absolutely zero musical masturbation (not that there’s anything wrong with that); it’s all about composition and song-writing for these guys, no small feat for music that’s likely to wear thin the patience of most listeners due to the lack of vocals. Scale the Summit are a young band to keep an eye on.

ox10. Coalesce – Ox

Pounding drums, meaty over-driven guitars and bass, and the rawest, guttural vocals on any record all year made Ox a fantastic comeback record for Coalesce, their first since 1999. Even so, Coalesce’s uncanny ability to combine jarring grooves with frenetic spazzes, unpredictable melody and uncompromising punk rock aggression would’ve made Ox one of the best albums of the year completely independent of the band’s history. This is music to be drunk and angry to in a bar packed with scary non-hipster beardos.

fedthroughtheteethmachinebiggest9. The Red Chord – Fed Through the Teeth Machine

Where did this album come from? I can’t remember a Red Chord album, or even Red Chord song as good as anything on Teeth Machine… but maybe I just wasn’t paying close enough attention (confession: I definitely wasn’t). It’s as if Guy, Gunface and co. looked around at what was going on in the metal scene around them, particularly the proto-deathcore scene from whence they came, and said, “Psshhhh! We can beat that, no problem.” And then they made it so. Fed Through the Teeth Machine pummels, annihilates, shocks and awes in equal measures, even taking a musical page or two from our favorite environmentalist Frenchmen.

200px-Behemoth_-_Evangelion8. Behemoth – Evangelion

Nergal was quoted in an interview surrounding Evangelion‘s release as saying that this is the first Behemoth album he’s been 100% satisfied with. That should speak volumes about how good this records is, but the music does a fine job of speaking for itself. The production may have something to do with it — Daniel Bergstrand recorded the drums, and Colin Richardson mixed the full record — as it’s far and away the band’s best-sounding recording to date. But good production does not a good record make, and the songs on Evangelion are as pointed and refined as any in the band’s career. Evangelion is a steamroller of a record all the way through, heaping black and death metal upon the listener an equally generous and furious helpings.

Obscura – Cosmogenesis7. Obscura – Cosmogenesis

Amidst a flurry of tech-death releases in 2008 and 2009, along come some vets of Necrophagist and Pestilence to show all the kids how it’s done, out-teching, out-playing, out-melodicizing, and out-composing the masses. Likely to be forgotten or under-appreciated by many year-end list compilers because the album came out in January of 2009, Cosmogenesis is the blueprint for how tech-death should be done. It’s technical without sacrificing melody and soul, and the composition and arrangements are first class. It’s alternately fierce and epic and maintains integrity from start to finish.

blackgiveswaytoblue6. Alice in Chains – Black Gives Way to Blue

That Alice in Chains were able to come together and make such a vibrant and relevant album after 15 years and the death of their iconic frontman should cement Jerry Cantrell’s legacy as a skilled musician and songwriter. It also underscores his role in the band’s prior albums; turns out Jerry was always the man behind the curtain after all, no disrespect meant to Layne. Black Gives Way to Blue sounds like old Alice, but it also sounds updated, older and wiser, and some of the songs stand up against (or certainly close to) the band’s all-time best. Bands that reunite and make relevant music after the death of an important member or a long hiatus are few and far between, but Alice in Chains can now include themselves amongst limited company.

rumpelstiltskin-grinder-living-for-death-4325. Rumpelstiltskin Grinder – Living for Death, Destroying the Rest

When this record came across my e-desk I was not expecting to fall as hard as I did for the Pennsylvania-based Rumpelstiltskin Grinder’s own brand of self-proclaimed “criminal thrash.” There’s something that RsG do right that other bands who closely emulate their ’80s thrash idols just miss completely. For RsG, it’s in their party-hard attitude and their irresistibly anthemic songs; perhaps these two traits go hand in hand. With Living for Death, RsG wrote an album full of can’t-miss party hits that I connect with on a visceral level. Insanely catchy guitar riffs meander in and out of vocal hooks that get me all fired up. Great music to drive down the highway to at no less than 100 MPH.

revocation - existence is futile4. Revocation – Existence is Futile

These Boston younguns sure get a lot of hype but they lived up to it with Existence is Futile, a non-throwback, modern take on the best of ’80s thrash. There’s a difference between letting influences show in your music and imitating them, and fortunately Revocation fall into the former category. The unquestionable highlight of this record for me is the virtuosic guitar playing of David Davidson. Remember when solos had direction, purpose, artfulness, and overt melodic structure? Solos that tell a story and take you for a ride with every twist and turn? Solos that give you THAT FEELING, that uncontainable emotion that makes you feel so good but you just can’t quite put it to words? Davidson’s solos do just that for me. But it’s not just the David Davidson show… the whole band’s song-writing acumen and musical skill give Davidson the tools he needs to do his heavy lifting. Revocation are a really, really good band and I can’t wait to hear this album’s follow-up.

concealers3. Daath – The Concealers

Who says the art of writing catchy metal songs is dead? Daath somehow managed to write an album without a single dud; every song is not only memorable but thoroughly head-bangable. Through Eyal Levi and Emil Werstler’s trained technique, The Concealers is musically interesting and extremely varied, too, a rarity in the realm of — for lack of a better way of describing it — commercially viable metal music. There will surely be naysayers who claim I’m just giving our boy Eyal some love, but I swear to you all I’ve listened to The Concealers as much as any record all year (and we only first met Eyal in February).

god forbid - earthsblood2. God Forbid – Earthsblood

Bands that try to change the musical formula from one album to the next get extra respect in my book, and God Forbid have always done that — significantly but not drastically — with every album they release. It’s way too easy to find a formula that works and stick with it, and it’s funny that guitarist Doc Coyle should find the need to defend his peers in Killswitch Engage for staying within the confines of their own self-created (and oft imitated) sound, because Doc’s band does anything BUT the same thing over and over. On Earthsblood, the band brought 7-string guitars into the mix to further heavify their true dual-guitar attack. They experimented with longer, non-standard song structures (without sacrificing accessibility at all) and they gave the now-departed Dallas Coyle a lot more microphone time. Combine those elements with an ever-growing understanding of song-writing and composition, and the result is the most developed God Forbid album yet, a record that’s far outgrown the band’s metalcore roots and propelled them into a world and sound that’s all their own.

200px-Cracktheskye1. Mastodon – Crack the Skye

There are two kinds of Mastodon fans: the crusty kids who like them for the mosh factor, and the intellectual types who like them for the prog factor. If you fall into the latter category (as I do), then Crack the Skye was  the culmination of everything the band’s been hinting at and building towards for their entire career, and it’s everything you hoped it would be. You could feel it coming… Mastodon hinted at it with Leviathan, peered into the rabbit hole on Blood Mountain, and full on jumped right down that bitch head-first on Crack the Skye. Crack the Skye is epic, dynamic, and put together in all the right ways. Basically, it’s perfect. It’s a modern masterpiece, and people are going to be talking about this record for a very long while.

That’s it for now. See you in 2010.

-VN

Honorable mentions:

Iron Age – The Sleeping Eye: A killer retro thrash album that evokes Metallica’s early work.

Between the Buried and Me – The Great Misdirect: Ultimately this album escapes my Top 20 because I don’t feel like there’s much growth from Colors, especially in light of the transformation from Alaska to Colors. But I’ve still got loads of respect for what the band is doing, and The Great Misdirect is an impressive piece of music indeed.

Cannibal Corpse – Evisceration Plague: Still doing brutal death metal better than anyone else all these years later.

Chimaira – The Infection: Chimaira are another band that grow and push forward with every new release, and The Infection finds the band further evolving their sound.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mark-Gavin/1396340262 Mark Gavin

    Why does everybody always say “Ex-Nevermore” for Chris Broderick? He was only a touring guitarist, and never even wrote anything with the band. He’s “Ex-Jag Panzer” if anything.

    • Trux

      agreed

  • Tim

    +1 for LBM

  • Zoker

    I expected something much better from Vince… really, after every list I thought that this one would have made some justice. Instead, this is a total disappointment… well, at least there isn’t Portal…

    • Watty

      Seconded…I agree with maybe three of those choices…

  • Master Chah

    Finally Daath is on a list

    • Watty

      Meh, this album wasn’t all that great; granted the songs are fucking amazing, and I have a huge amount of respect for Emil…but I just wasn’t feeling it on the whole.

  • Gunnar

    Gorod!

  • http://www.last.fm/user/groverXIII groverXIII

    Great list… Gorod, Obscura, Scale The Summit, Animals As Leaders… excellent choices.

  • Tanner

    I love LISTS!!! This one was exceptional. Thumbs up.

  • Joe

    I’m kinda disappointed that Ruination ended up on nobody’s list, but whateva.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mark-Gavin/1396340262 Mark Gavin

      Well that’s because it’s a shitty album by a shitty band.

    • Malacoda

      It’s going on mine…. I have a lot to say about that album.

    • joshkid

      Ruination is awesome. I’d definitely put it on my list.

  • jason

    Very cool….I’m not down with everything on there, but all in all it’s a well rounded list with lots of different flavors. Cheers.

  • Kuranes

    Good too see Iron Age mentioned, even if it’s only Honorable Mention. I remember some post about a Lye By Mistake EP – I didn’t realize there was a full-length out. What I heard from the EP was cool.

  • LordBokrug

    I’m a bit hurt that Kreator’s Hordes of Chaos has not made it on to anyone’s list.

    • TheHangingBrain

      I agree completely, wtf is wrong with these people? Hordes of Chaos is fucking amazing.

      • uprightcitizenx

        Double Agree

  • Brownsound

    Where is Planetary Duality? I was expecting at least one Sumerian release somewhere today!

    • iolanach

      It came out in 2008 dude.

    • Brownsound

      On another note I was very excited to see Animals As Leaders on this list

  • iolanach

    I’m sure no one gives a fuck, but here’s my top 20 (in random order)::

    Absu-Absu
    Carcariass-E-xtinction
    Fleshgod Apocalypse-Oracles
    Gorod-Process Of A New Decline
    Infernal Poetry-Nervous System Failure
    Krallice-Dimensional Bleedthrough
    Nile-Those Whom The Gods Detest
    Shining-VI – Klagopsalmer
    Vomitory-Carnage Euphoria
    Baroness-Blue Record
    Between The Buried And Me-The Great Misdirect
    Church Of Misery-Houses Of The Unholy
    Devin Townsend-Addicted
    From Exile-Monolith
    Isis-Wavering Radiant
    Mastodon-Crack The Skye
    Maudlin Of The Well-Part The Second
    Minsk-With Echoes In The Movement Of Stone
    Týr-By The Light Of The Northern Star
    Porcupine Tree-The Incident

    Top 3 of the year? Probably Shining, BTBAM and Porcupine Tree. Probably.

    • Zoker

      Yeah nobody gives a damn… but I noticed Infernal Poetry… I’m glad to read about them cause they come from my small city here in Italy…

    • Kuranes

      I care. Not about yours in specific, but in other readers’ in general.

    • http://www.last.fm/user/groverXIII groverXIII

      Not bad… here’s my top 25 (I couldn’t do a top 10 or even a top 20… it was hard enough to pare my list down to 25… and they’re not all metal):

      25) Mastodon – Crack The Skye
      24) Katatonia – Night Is The New Day
      23) HORSE the band – Desperate Living
      22) Obscura – Cosmogenesis
      21) Rammstein – Liebe Ist Für Alle Da
      20) Koffin Kats – Forever For Hire
      19) Celldweller – Wish Upon A Blackstar Chapter 01 & 02
      18) Les Claypool – Of Fungi And Foe
      17) Between the Buried and Me – The Great Misdirect
      16) KMFDM – Blitz
      15) TrollfesT – Villanden
      14) Thy Catafalque – Róka Hasa Rádió
      13) Devin Townsend Project – Ki & Addicted
      12) Rodrigo y Gabriela – 11:11
      11) Megadeth – Endgame
      10) Supercommuter – Supercommuter
      9) Animals as Leaders – Animals As Leaders
      8) Metroid Metal – Varia Suite
      7) Amorphis – Skyforger
      6) Baroness – Blue Record
      5) Diablo Swing Orchestra – Sing Along Songs For The Damned And Delirious
      4) Priestess – Prior To The Fire
      3) Ensiferum – From Afar
      2) Clutch – Strange Cousins From The West
      1) Gorod – Process Of A New Decline

      • Coby

        You really just put Rammstein in front of Mastodon?
        Jokingly maybe???

        • http://www.last.fm/user/groverXIII groverXIII

          Nah… ‘Crack The Skye’ just didn’t impress me as much as it impressed other people. I liked Rammstein more. That’s my opinion.

      • Trux

        Extra cheers to you for including Rodrigo y Gabriela in your list…

        • http://www.last.fm/user/groverXIII groverXIII

          Yeah, they blew me away. I never really realized that you can shred with acoustic guitars.

          • sYgnal

            Come on, Grover! You’ve never listened to Flamenco music before?! I don’t believe you….I think you might also dig: Vlatko Stefanovski & Miroslav Tadic “Treta Majka”. I mean, it’s not Flamenco but it has some cool Spanish & Middle Eastern vibes. The way they play off one another without “outshining” each other is freakin great.

      • SP420

        Thy Catafalque…FINALLY someone on this site knows who they are. That inclusion just made every other list on this site instantly invalid.

        Should be higher though.

        • http://www.last.fm/user/groverXIII groverXIII

          They’d probably be higher if I had discovered them earlier on… as it is, I’m only truly starting to digest their music. ‘Molekuláris Gépezetek’ is a fucking masterpiece, though.

    • jagbag

      Good man including Vomitory

  • Brownsound

    Oh yeah I missed that because of all the egg on my face. Just checked it out, it was #2 on Axl’s 2008 list and got honorable mention on Vince’s.

  • SP420

    Typical list. No surprises. I still don’t see how God Forbid’s new one can be rated so highly. It’s just so fragmented and uninspiring compared to their earlier works.

    • http://www.myspace.com/FatCameron FatCameron

      Earthsblood isn’t as fluid as Article IV, but it’s not a concept record, and I’m sure they didn’t want to get pidgeon-holed like Fear Factory did with the Man Vs. Machine thing. Everyone that listens to Earthsblood probably thinks the order should be different. “Bat the Angels” should open, “Earthsblood” should close, etc. Musically, I think it’s some of their best work, with regards to overall songwriting. For sheer agression, I’ll listen to Determination and Gone Forever. I think the title track is one of their best songs ever, up there with “Broken Promise” and “Crucify Your Beliefs”.

      But really, it’s gotta be tough to make a list like this. I agree with AIC going on the list. Good for them.

  • Rodol

    mmmmm no Kreator in any list?? i think Hordes of chaos its a Great album

  • Zoker

    Aaaaaanyway… for the “Nobody gives a damn, dude” chapter… in my opinion, the best metal album of 2009 is Avatar of the band Avatar… check that shit out if you don’t know them…

  • Sammy

    I’d have to say I think your list, Vinnie, is more diverse than any of the others.

  • Baldish

    No Carnal Rapture?

  • Geekbeater

    Weird Vince has a beard so that means by default Mastodon is number 1. I seriously try and try and try to like them and I am bored to death by everything they put out. The only song ive ever enjoyed just a little is March of the Fire Ants. Not to mention the vocals are horrendous. They should write instrumentals then maybe I would appreciate them more.

    • Brownsound

      I agree, especially about the vocals.

    • \m/Eluveitie\m/

      Yep, I can’t stand the vocals either.

      • ECDEU

        Their vocals would suck if they were with any other band, but with that music they just seem to work. Plus, this is the only album deserving a #1 spot in my opinion. There were some sweet releases but this one went above and beyond anything released in a few years, in my opinion. The Blue Record would be up there if the songs weren’t so short. But I have a feeling Baroness will follow that pattern in a latter record.

      • uprightcitizenx

        Count me in. Mastodon is utter perfection, save that one glaring fault. Ugly, ugly, vocals.

        • Fufkin

          Yep vocals suck – major sticking point for me.

  • WowWee!

    You call this list diverse? Wheres all the crabcore?

  • Malacoda

    Solid, solid list.

  • \m/Eluveitie\m/

    My top 20, not in order and not all straight-up metal…

    Baroness – Blue Record
    Portal – Swarth
    Absu – Absu
    Black Cobra – Chronomega
    Hull – Sole Lord
    Anaal Nathrakh – In The Constellation of the Black Widow
    God Dethroned – Passiondale
    Vreid – Milorg
    Kylesa – Static Tensions
    Eluveitie – Evocation I : The Arcane Dominion
    Minsk – With Echoes in the Movement of Stone
    Goatwhore – Carving Out The Eyes of God
    The Gates of Slumber – Hymns of Blood and Thunder
    Immortal – All Shall Fall
    Howl – Howl
    Cauldron – Chained to the Nite
    Saviours – Accelerated Living
    Augury – Fragmented Evidence
    Clutch – Strange Cousins from the West
    The Atomic Bitchwax – TAB 4

    • http://www.last.fm/user/groverXIII groverXIII

      Maybe it’s just me, but I can’t stand the vocalist for The Gates Of Slumber… it’s actually physically painful for me to listen to them because of him.

      Got some good stuff on there… Eluveitie was an honorable mention on my list, and they’re going to give Finntroll some serious fucking competition for best folk metal album next year.

      Speaking of which… Finntroll has a fucking fantastic new song on their MySpace, as well as their new album art and some hilariously awesome new promo pics up. I emailed these commie bastards about it but they haven’t posted it, so I guess it’s up to me to spread the word.

      http://www.myspace.com/officialfinntroll

      Seriously, fucking awesome. Finntroll rule.

      • \m/Eluveitie\m/

        There is nothing more metal than a vocalist that puts the listener in physical pain.

        I have actually never listened to Finntroll, but I’m gonna go do that on your recommendation my good man.

        • http://www.last.fm/user/groverXIII groverXIII

          You’ve never listened to Finntroll? Like, ever? They are utterly ridiculous and completely awesome. There aren’t a lot of bands that combine folk metal and humppa, but these guys did it first and they do it best.

        • uprightcitizenx

          Buddy, if you like Eluveitie, you’re gonna like Finntroll!

      • http://unusualpath.wordpress.com phale

        are you doing promo for finntroll? this is the second post today ive seen you pimp their new song.

        • http://www.last.fm/user/groverXIII groverXIII

          Well, this post was yesterday… but since these commie bastards won’t post anything about them, I’m taking it upon myself to spread the awesomeness.

          • http://unusualpath.wordpress.com phale

            i mean my today, not the sites today…or yours. but ya, one pimp per day is reasonable. carry on, sir.

    • Kuranes

      Good to see Vreid made someone else’s list. That’s a really good album.

  • Jo

    ohhh that beard i want run my fingers through it >.>.. wow that didn’t sound gay at all <.<

  • TXHellbilly

    I have to say I’m surprised that Skeletonwitch didnt make the cut, but a SOLID list for sure.

  • fightingmike

    Top 20 Records of 2009:

    1) Mastodon – Crack The Skye
    2) Katatonia – Night Is The New Day
    3) He Is Legend – It Hates You
    4) Converge – Axe To Fall
    5) Mutemath – Amistice
    6) Gasoline Heart – Nostalgia Ain’t What It Used To
    7) Alice in Chains – Black Gives Way To
    8) Isis – Wavering Radiant
    9) Baroness – Blue Record
    10) Burnt By The Sun – Heart Of Darkness
    11) Mew – No More Stories Are Told Today I’m Sorry They Washed Away…
    12) Animals As Leaders – S/T
    13) Doomriders – Darkness Comes Alive
    14) U2 – No Line On The Horizon
    15) Sting – If On A Winter’s Night
    16) Hacride – Lazarus
    17)Nile – Those Whom The Gods Detest
    18)Killswitch Engage – S/T
    19)Ensiferum – From Afar
    20)The Chariot – Wars And Rumors Of Wars

    Honorable Mentions:

    -Napalm Death – Time Waits For No Slave
    -Obscura – Cosmogenesis
    -The Red Chord – Fed Through The Teeth Machine
    -Silversun Pickups – Swoon.
    -Success Will Write Apocalypse Across The Sky – The Grand Partition…
    -Them Crooked Vultures – S/T
    -Brand New – Daisy
    -Benea Reach – Alleviat
    -Coalesce – Ox.
    -Dredg – The Pariah, The Parrot, The Delusion
    -Despised Icon – Day Of Mourning

    Disappointing Records of 2009:

    Cave In – Planets Of Old EP
    Every Time I Die – New Junk Aesthetic
    God Forbid – Earthsblood
    Muse – The Resistance
    Zao – Awake

    • uprightcitizenx

      fightingmike, are you in San Jose CA?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/William-Morley/618112437 William Morley

      I’m sorry, an album by Muse was ever going to be anything other than a disappointment? In fact, to say the album is disappointing suggests it might have been good in the first place. In conclusion, Muse are awful.

    • \m/Eluveitie\m/

      *cough* hipster

  • joshkid

    BEARDO!!! I can attest to the fact that Vince’s beard is WAY bigger now, than it’s in the pic!!!
    Pretty cool list dude.

  • joshkid

    AND I won’t stop to bitch and moan about a FUCKIN AWESOME album by a FUCKIN AWESOME band called:
    INSOMNIUM
    Their album Across the Dark wasn’t mentioned even ONCE on this site today. SHAME ON ALL OF YOU!!!

    • Baldish

      Reign In Blond mentioned it.

    • Raezzer

      YES! Loved that album, built upon Above the Weeping World perfectly!

  • Virk

    Good list, although why did it seem like all the writers here assumed you could only have 1 of Devin Townsend’s albums over the other? Ki and Addicted were both fantastic, both made my top 20. Just because you chose one, doesn’t mean you couldn’t choose the other.

  • Alex_P

    I really hate it when crazy conspiracy theories are packaged with music I love. It’s way worse than religion, because religion can potentially be intelligently explored.
    Alex Jones should just fucking die right now.

    • uprightcitizenx

      Stay away from Megadeth then, dude :)

  • http://www.myspace.com/somethinglikesweet CJ

    My top 15:

    1) Greatest Hits – Foo Fighters – A collection of the best songs from one of the best all around bands today.

    2) Wrath – Lamb of God – Randy Blythe’s voice is God’s gift to metal right now.

    3) Deflorate – The Black Dahlia Murder

    4) Existence is Futile – Revocation

    5) The Great Misdirect – Between The Buried And Me – Not as good as ‘Colors”, but really, what is?

    6) Constellations – August Burns Red

    7) Portals – Arsonists Get All The Girls

    8) Metazoa – Cormorant

    9) Crack The Skye – Mastodon

    10) Chevelle – Sci-Fi Crimes

    11) A Higher Place – Born Of Osiris

    12) The Eternal Return – Darkest Hour

    13) Bury Your Dead – It’s Nothing Personal

    14) Kreator – Hordes Of Chaos

    15) Retribution – Shadows Fall

    I have the feeling that ‘Fed Through The Teeth Machine’ and ‘Suspension In Disbelief’ would both be on here if I’d spent more time on them.

    • bnope

      Portals and The Great Misdirect yes, Chevelle, especially the newest one – possibly a typo?

      • http://www.myspace.com/somethinglikesweet CJ

        Yeah, I know the new one can’t really touch Vena Sera or This Type Of Thinking, but it’s not too bad. I just kinda have a soft spot for Chevelle. Loved ‘em since they started. And Fell Into Your Shoes is pretty close to being my favorite song of the year.

    • Brownsound

      I loved The Game Of Life, but really, I just can’t get into Portals at all. The 42nd Ego and the title track are all I can stand to listen to..

      • http://www.myspace.com/somethinglikesweet CJ

        It’s alot different from Game of Life. No doubt about that. I kinda miss the 2 vocalist thing they had going on.

    • Biff Tannen

      “Randy Blythe’s voice is God’s gift to metal right now.”
      HUH ???!!!

      The guy sounds like he’s choking on 14 dicks underwater.

      • http://www.myspace.com/somethinglikesweet CJ

        It’s my guess that you listen as though you have your head submerged and have 14 dicks in each of your ears.

    • Trucker Dave

      “The Great Misdirect – Between The Buried And Me – Not as good as ‘Colors”, but really, what is?”

      Almost anything. that is what is better than btbam.

      • http://www.myspace.com/somethinglikesweet CJ

        Nay.

  • bnope

    Coalesce’s Ox all over these lists (and I totally agree), but not a single mention of Gaza’s He Is Never Coming Back. That disc makes me want to ride a horse made of fire into a sea of hell’s minions that are also made of fire.

    Also, good job on the Scale the Summit nod. I feel like they are bringing knowledgeable musicianship back.

    • bnope

      Oh yeah and the first time I listened to Fea Jur all the way through I was equal parts mortified and elated. Those “betcha can’t play this!” guitar people have no idea. NO IDEA. What a bunch of amazing freaks.

  • BEHEMOHAWK

    Still no Amorphis.

  • Some Random Dude

    I love these list. time to fire up the ole google and round me up some blogspots. better prep the uTorrent just in case.

  • sYgnal

    Where’s No Made Sense “The Epillanic Choragi”? or Exivious “S/T” or An Endless Sporadic… I know, we all have our own “Best of” lists and that makes the idea of one list seem ridiculous.

    I don’t know, while I agree that your three instrumental picks are good, I wouldn’t claim that these types of releases wouldn’t have been possible ten years ago (Um…Yngwie Malmsteen’s “Rising Force” was mostly instrumental and that was 1984). Hell, the scene, which your calling instrumental which is actually Fusion, has been growing by leaps and bounds for the past ten years. It’s freakin insane how many fusion/metal bands/projects have released albums over that span. Vince, I just think that you need to get better acquainted with a style/genre before you make such statements.

  • Some Random Dude

    anyways heres my list no one care about

    Top 10 albums I downloaded and ended up buying anyways this year.

    10. Kylesa – Time will fuse it’s worth
    9. Acid With – Witchitanic Hellucinations
    8. Swashbuckle – Back to the Noose
    7. Insect Warfare – World Extermanation
    6. Naam – Naam
    5. Cilice – Deranged Head Trip
    4. DeathCrawl – The End Is Not Near Enough
    3. Horrific – Your worst nightmare
    2. Black Elk – Black Elk
    1. Mechanism – Inspired Horrific

    hooray for piracy and Amazon.com

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/William-Morley/618112437 William Morley

    Vince, I think its totally cool that Rumplestiltskin Grinder made your list. They are definitely one of the best thrash revival bands and they’re totally overlooked. Bravo.

  • Hammer_Smashed_Hurtt

    Although I respect AXL and Vinces opinion (sometimes) all i have to say is this;

    God Forbid before Alice?

    You guys are fucking HIGH

  • Metal Fuckin’ Dave

    Amazing. I disagree with almost everyone’s lists.

  • Fufkin

    Paradise Lost, Katatonia, Swallow The Sun and Insomnium get love from the site. All put out very, very good albums but none are making a lot of the lists here. In fact think I saw Katatonia scrape into one. Odd.

    Earthsblog? Yeee gods has it really been a weak 2009? No. It’s a shame, and another reason why your opinion is wrong ;)

    But seriously, a damn shame you didn’t think it was worth the work to do a reader’s vote.

  • I killed a Dunky

    I need a Beer now…I agree with God FordBid @2 that record kicks ass

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rob-Kurkjian/1238131077 Rob Kurkjian

    I really dont get the hype around Mastodon there good Ill give it to ya and i did enjoy crack the skye but it really doesnt belong in a top 25 if ya ask me, not when your leaving out World Painted Blood, Insomniums new one, and The Gread Misdirect. All trump crack the skye in my oppinion.

    My top 10 for the year

    10.)The Red Chord-Fed through the teeth machine
    9.)Revocation-Existance is Futile
    8.)Devin Townsend Project- Ki
    7.)Insomnium-Across The Dark
    6.)Slayer- World Painted Blood
    5.)Evile- Infected Nations
    4.)Hypocrisy-An Extreme taste of Divinity
    3.)Deviin Townsend Project- Addicted
    2.)Between The Burried and Me-The Great Misdirect
    1.)Megadeth-Endgame

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/62449cbe5ea8d22bcc2e76890fceaa37.png Lord Bling

    “I stand firm that whether or not this band is “metal” is dubious”

    Oh HELL NO. After the whole ‘Is Tool metal’ or ‘Is System of a Down metal’ debate, you don’t get to do that with Converge. Converge is shit-tons heavier than either of those bands.

    Having said that, this list isn’t too bad.

  • Trux

    My top 20 in no particular order:

    Megadeth-Endgame
    Amorphis- Skyforger
    Lions Share- Dark hours
    Stryper- Murder By Pride
    Luna Mortis- The Absence
    Children Of Bodom- Skeletons in the closet
    Bury Your Dead- It`s nothing personal
    Redemption-Snowfall On judgement Day
    God Forbid-Earthblood
    Chimaira- The Infection
    Devildriver- Pray For Villians
    Katatonia-Night is the new day
    Lazarus AD- The Onslaught
    Paradise Lost- Faith Divides Us- Death Unites Us
    Revocation-Existence is Futile
    Stratovarius- Polaris
    ShadowsFall- Retribution
    Slayer- World Painted Blood
    The Devin Townsend Project- Addicted !
    Dream Theater- Black Coulds And Silver Linings

  • Digger Nick

    This list is wrong but what do you expect from a Jew.

  • Biff Tannen

    What Mustaine ‘conspiracy’ theories are you refering to? Endgame? it’s an actual fucking document that lays IN SIMPLE ENGLISH, what Dave sings about in the title track on the album. Why don’t you google it?? Willfull ignorance is a sad thing, really.

  • builtforsin

    7. Obscura – Cosmogenesis

    Good choice, I was not expecting to see that on my lists for the same reason you described.

  • b-rad

    wow! that’s really cool that you picked our buddies in Rumpelstiltskin Grinder!! very cool, i’m sure they will stoked to hear that!

  • Future Ruins

    No love for Exivious? Haven’t seen them on any lists. Great band if you like Cynic type stuff.

    • http://www.last.fm/user/groverXIII groverXIII

      Nice call… they’re one of the many honorable mentions that didn’t quite make my list.

  • R. Joseph Smith

    nice beard

  • Sean Williams

    My personal list:

    10. Rammstein- Liebe Ist Fuhr Alle Da (or however you spell it)
    9. Megadeth- Endgame
    8. Pelican- What We All Come to Need
    7. Shrinebuilder- Shrinebuilder
    6. Isis- Wavering Radiant
    5. Russian Circles- Geneva
    4. Devin Townsend Project- Ki
    3. Devin Townsend Project- Addicted
    2. Mastodon- Crack the Skye
    1. Baroness- Blue Record.

    So I speaketh.

  • lybrium

    I had not heard “Lye by Mistake”, thks Vince!

  • Kuranes

    Here’s my list, in no order except for that Blue Record is #1:

    Baroness
    Vreid
    Eluveitie
    Iron Age
    Megadeth
    Skeletonwitch
    Immortal
    Paradise Lost
    Revocation
    Amorphis
    Katatonia
    Kylesa
    Tyr
    Scale the Summit
    Devin Townsend (Ki)
    Seventh Void
    3 Inches of Blood
    Mastodon
    Gates of Slumber
    Swallow The Sun

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Troy-Rickard/1516566408 Troy Rickard

    Am I seriously the only one who has Insomnium in my list?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Troy-Rickard/1516566408 Troy Rickard

    No……….There’s a couple. Still. Not seeing anywhere near enough love for such an amazing band.

  • Ryan

    For fuck’s SAKE why did Asleep Next to Science not make it onto anyone’s list?

    For that matter, why haven’t Orbs gotten any coverage on here?

    /pout

  • Josh

    5. Suffocation – Blood Oath
    4.
    3. Obscura – Cosmogenesis
    2. PsyOpus – Odd Senses
    1. Portal – Swarth

  • Josh

    10. Dying Fetus – Descend into Depravity
    9. Enfold Darkness – Our Cursed Rapture
    8. Behemoth – Evangelion
    7. Napalm Death – Time Waits for No Slave
    6. Suffocation- Blood Oath
    5. Cannibal Corpse – Evisceration Plague
    4. Mastodon – Crack the Skye
    3. Obscura – Cosmogenesis
    2. PsyOpus – Odd Senses
    1. Portal – Swarth

  • Josh

    ingore the first one

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Brandon-Forde/666126214 Brandon Forde

    10. Deflorate
    9.Blue Record
    8.Great Misdirect
    7.Teeth Machine
    6.Time Waits for no Slave
    5.Evisceration plague
    4.Those whom the Gods Detest
    3.Evangelion
    2.Breathing The Fire
    1.Massive Aggressive

  • Brendan

    This list kicks ass, and I mostly agree with it.

    However, a little band called Cattle Decapitation put out probably the best death metal record of the year, in my humble opinion.

    I’m sure the guys all heard it and subsequently shit themselves. However, it was released right at the beginning of 2009, so I’m just assuming they thought it was released in ’08.

    Otherwise, fucking great list.

  • Brendan

    Fuck it, here’s my list.

    1. Mastodon- Crack the Skye
    2. Cattle Decapitation- The Harvest Floor (fuck, I loved this record, but #1 was so fuckin’ good.)
    3. Baroness- Blue Record
    4. Devin Townsend Project- Addicted
    5. Converge- Axe to Fall
    6. Between the Buried and Me- The Great Misdirect
    7. Animals as Leaders- S/T
    8. Gaza- He Is Never Coming Back
    9. The Black Dahlia Murder- Deflorate
    10. Pelican- What We Have All Come to Need

  • http://www.kingdomofnoise.blogspot.com MetalMatt

    WAY different than my list. which I haven’t finished yet.

  • brandometal

    2009 is a no-brainer:

    skambankt- var bor
    riverside- ADHD
    the prophecy- into the light
    dark age- acedia
    kotiteollisuus- ukonhauta
    saattue- vuoroveri
    hypocrisy- xtreme divinity
    barren earth- [ep]

  • Jerome

    fuckin tool, you have cum in your beard. terrible terrible list.

  • Logan aka SljSlj

    I think it’s a great list. I was happy to see you included Devin Townsend’s Ki and the new Behemoth. I’d never heard of Animals As Leaders, but after checking out a few tracks, I may soon be calling myself a fan. The only two that I can’t see how they got on your list are Goatwhore and Steel Panther and I’m not gonna get into detail on why, I just don’t like either of these bands. All in all, nice list. Keep it real and keep it metal bud.