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BRET MICHAELS DEFINITELY F*CKED MILEY CYRUS

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Bret Michaels recently recorded two duets with tween sensation Miley Cyrus (who actually looks like more of a dude than he does): one was a cover of Poison’s “Every Rose Has its Thorn” (which I haven’t heard yet), and one was this song, “Nothing to Lose,” which The Huffington Post points out includes the lyrics “Tonight in the darkness there’s nothing to lose/We both know better than this, still we can’t resist/Slowly get undressed.”

And for the record, Michaels is 46, and Cyrus is 17.

So the next seasons of Rock of Love may very well involve Michaels choosing from a batch of large men named “Bubba” in a prison shower.

Thanks to Val for the tip!

-AR

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