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Glenn Danzig Shops for His Own Kitty Litter

By Axl Rosenberg

Our friends at Metal Insider and Metal Injection both posted the below photo today. In case you’re blind and your computer is, like, reading this to you or something, it’s a picture of Glenn Danzig in a grocery store parking lot, having just purchased, amongst other items, some kitty litter.

And I guess the picture is pretty funny, not least of all because Danzig is either wearing one of his own band shirts, or a shirt that looks one of his band shirts; I’ve seen Doro Pesch out in public rocking her own gear, too, and I don’t really understand the need to call attention to yourself like that, but maybe that’s why I’m an anonymous blogger and not a rock star.

But I don’t find a lot of humor in the simple fact that Glenn Danzig goes shopping. Between getting laid out by that dude from North Side Kingsadvising cancer patients not to get chemo, and declaring that The Illuminati secretly run the world, I’d argue that Danzig lost his cool mystery factor a long time ago.

You know what I would find surprising and hilarious? If his cat were any color other than black. Now that would be unexpected.

About the Author

Axl Rosenberg

MetalSucks co-founder/co-editor-in-chief Axl Rosenberg firmly believes that it's always 4:20 somewhere. He is sincerely sorry for all the typos.

Comments

  • d.o.g.o.b.g.y.n.

    “Muthaaaa, tell your kittens not to crap my way…”

    • chrismarchiel

      thanks dude I just laughed til I cried.

    • Derk

      YOU’RE FORGETTING ABOUT THIS!

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-f5Hqy9lMiU

      • http://smiss00.artfire.com Smiss

        that video was the first thing i thought of too! lol

  • BrineB

    Damn…..I was gonna say something….but that picture pretty much says it all. I never thought I’d see a pic of that nature.

  • http://www.myspace.com/barbelzoa Lordassenfroth

    cat piss is the most vile thing on the planet. cat shit is just mild enough to be enjoyable for dogs to eat, but cat piss is putrid.

  • josh

    the illumanati is real asswhole !

  • Bierko

    I love how he claimed on his site after the rumors of him getting the shit kicked out of him circulated. He didn’t know there was a video and then claimed he was hit with a metal object and was going to the cops, at which point, the North Side Kings released the tape. So Danzig didn’t have to have this tape released, but because he was a pussy, it got out. Then he went silent and started banning the shit out of people on his forum.

  • s

    sorry but glenn danzig is fucking awesome. always was. always will be. even though he is only human and shit happens. he is still fucking awesome.

    • Kuranes

      1

    • wha?

      +10000. I met him at the SDCC in July and he could not have been more gracious and nice.

    • jeff

      …yea….CAT SHIT happens…..

  • Vlygar

    Glen doesn’t have any cats, so the picture is a little suspicious.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mark-Gavin/1396340262 Mark Gavin
    • David

      There was an article in Decibel a few months ago where he talked a good deal about his cats.

    • deanerhead

      What are you, his maid? Besides, if you were going to embarrass him through photo manipulation, why not have him holding a box of dildos or something.

      • !!!

        Hey, you got a problem with cats motherfucker!?!?

        • deanerhead

          Where do I say anything about cats, dumbass?

    • Zach

      Not true, a friend of a friend of his tells me he has multiple cats.

    • http://ottodestruct.com Otto

      Are you kidding?

      Cats are totally f—in’ metal.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Devon-Czekaj/550092101 Devon Czekaj

    This would have been prime material for Henry and Glenn Forever.

  • Dirtman73

    Danzig lost his cool when he left the Misfits. From showing a close-to-illiterate knowledge of mythology and esoterism to acting like a complete retard, Glenn Danzig is a true poseur. I kinda dig his music though.

  • Joe

    I have a theory that Danzig has NEVER been on the internet.

    • wha?

      I suspect you may be right. Over the summer I happened to meet Melissa Auf Der Maur and asked her about the duet with Danzig she has on her new CD. She said that he has no email, etc., so the only way she could ask him to appear on her CD was by writing him a letter.

  • MickFNS

    Glenn rocks! He’s earning his “Paw Points!”

    http://freshstep.promo.eprize.com/pawpoints/register

    • Blargh

      “As if having a cat isn’t rewarding enough”. They really don’t have to be such assholes about it…

  • Jim

    A musician? Shopping? Why I never! I just assumed all their food and goods just appeared in their houses. Huuurrrrff.

    Someone should post a picture of Taime Down buying some Cheerios that everybody can be amused at. Durf.

  • gauche
    • !!!

      Love it!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Cleber-Monteiro/100000392246968 Cleber Monteiro

    pic of the week.

  • DOCEMP

    I got something to saaaay
    I BOUGHT KITTY LITTER TODAAAY

    • Poopenshaft

      HAHHAA

  • AARONIUS

    The real kicker is, he’s actually shopping for his mom.

    Do I win that Decrepit Birth cd or what?

  • BTK666

    Danzig’s home for wayward kitties.

  • http://thenumberoftheblog.com/ groverXIII

    Maybe he’s like me and has a black-and-white cat that looks like a member of Immortal.

    Also, the obligatory “Danzig is short” joke:

    The funny thing about this picture is that it’s actually life-size.

  • http://www.vertebrae33.com/ Rodney

    Kitty
    Tell your kittens not to walk my way
    Tell your kittens not to hear my words
    What they mean
    What they say
    Kitty

  • Sigivald

    Advising cancer patients not to get chemo counts as thoroughly brutal and dark.

    So he’s got that going for him.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ben-Alexander/1092891172 Ben Alexander

    As long as he keeps making albums as awesome as Deth Red Sabaoth he could declare himself ruler of the world for all I care.

  • columbo

    Danzig does all his own shopping, he even writes his own shopping list, didn’t you know that?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmmDRtXXJLU

    (I never thought there would be a valid reason to post that video, it’s one of my favorite youtube videos.. so brilliant and random. )

  • J-MAN

    It’s obviously not for the black panther he keeps in the back yard. The litter is for soaking up those pesky pools of sacrificial blood around the house.

  • hexbasher

    no one thought that maybe the kitty litter is for his own personal use? maybe ol’ glenny boy there thinks pissing in a toliet is someone supporting
    (what he believes to be) the corperate conglomerate of toliet paper companies because they put chemicals in the paper to alter your mind and soul?????

    ya gonna think like glenn….fucking retarded

  • hexbasher

    lol…shopping like some regular jack-offs?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ryan-Nelsen/592137871 Ryan Nelsen

    You can’t make fun of Danzig. And secondly you can’t make fun a of Danzig. Third, slayer wears there only t shirt, another reason why you cant make fun of Danzig. I mean why?

    • Altered Bestiality

      To translate:
      1. You can’t make fun of Danzig
      2. You can’t make fun of a danzig.
      3. Slayer as a collective wears the only Danzig shirt in existence.
      4. I mean why?

      Put the pipe down dude

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Richard-Loughnane/1128840555 Richard Loughnane

    Why cant I stop laughing at this image!

  • RobotScythe

    Do people really think that metal guys are all evil and scary even when they are not onstage? Lol! It’s all an image.

  • Spike

    Looks like it is his own band’s shirt but rock stars get so much swag I’d imagine he never has to buy another shirt again. Probably didn’t even look at it before putting it on. Sending a buttload of shirts and hats to somebody is what they call a “hollywood hello”. I doubt he’s trying to get the word out on his music at Price Chopper.

  • Jizzmaster3000

    On a side note. Can anyone tell me what those cool shoes are?

  • billy

    Not so funny if you remember kitty litter is for great for soaking up blood off of concrete.

  • kwionlgf

    That ain’t Glenn Danzig! That’s someone else, idiots! Doesn’t even look like him!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_CMDFYM4FIAZAD6ICLBUNM5TUSE Leonard Slawson

    That’s not Danzig. The guy’s name is Cat Damon. No pun intended here with the name. He has been sorta an impersonator of Danzig in away for some time. Danzig is pretty short.  This Cat guy is about six foot six.  Google him, it’s a real person. I hope this puts to rest this picture issue.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_CMDFYM4FIAZAD6ICLBUNM5TUSE Leonard Slawson

    That’s not Danzig. The guy’s name is Cat Damon. No pun intended here with the name. He has been sorta an impersonator of Danzig in away for some time. Danzig is pretty short.  This Cat guy is about six foot six.  Google him, it’s a real person. I hope this puts to rest this picture issue.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_CMDFYM4FIAZAD6ICLBUNM5TUSE Leonard Slawson

    That’s not Danzig. The guy’s name is Cat Damon. No pun intended here with the name. He has been sorta an impersonator of Danzig in away for some time. Danzig is pretty short.  This Cat guy is about six foot six.  Google him, it’s a real person. I hope this puts to rest this picture issue.

  • Wolfenutz

    The fresh scoop is to soak up the blood

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