KOTTONMOUTH KINGS ARE PUNKER THAN YOU #909 #INLANDEMPIRE

Wednesday, October 6th, 2010 at 4:00pm by

You probably know and hate Kottonmouth Kings as one of the forefathers of underground white trash hip-hop, but what many people don’t know is that frontman and KMK founder Daddy X is also a legend of the Orange County hardcore scene. He cut his teeth as the singer for the pioneering OC straight edge band Doggy Style (also featuring Brian Baker of Minor Threat/Dag Nasty and Doug Carrion of Dag Nasty/Descendents), went on to be one of LA’s most successful club promoters, and started KMK back in 1994. As if that wasn’t enough, he’s also the cofounder of Suburban Noize Records (La Coka Nostra, Big B, Sen Dog, and now Crazy Town), which also signed Brokencyde and Eyes Set To Kill to their subsidiary Breaksilence. For more details on Brad’s punk rock history, check out Double Cross’ excellent post on the subject.

His punk rock resume aside, I’m actually a big KMK fan. In all seriousness, what they’re doing is the new punk rock. Clearly there’s nothing threatening or subversive about Warped Tour, Hot Topic, or whatever else “punk” has become since its inception. I’m fine with that, but my point is that punk is no longer the safe place for losers, outcasts, and pissed off fuckups that it was 20 years ago. Disenfranchised kids will always carve out a place for themselves, and I think the KMK/ICP underground hip hop scene is that place. Kottonmouth Kings are the soundtrack for the true outcasts who don’t have a place anywhere else, and I definitely support them for that.

One thing I really appreciate about the KMK/Subnoize scene is the complete lack of pretentiousness and elitism that runs rampant in the metal and punk worlds. There’s a real sense of community there, and you won’t find a nicer, more welcoming, friendly bunch of kids than the crowd at a KMK show. Are they dirty, poor white trash? Fuck yes, and that’s why I like them so much. They legitimately don’t give a fuck who you are, where you came from, or what you’re into as long as you’re there to have fun and make friends, and that counts for a whole lot in my book. These are the real underdogs and outcasts, and I’m always down for those people.

I only had a few minutes with Daddy X and Dirtball, but I was really stoked to talk to them about their punk rock roots and the upcoming album from his punk side project The Ex-Pistols. I wasn’t expecting them to be so disarmingly soft-spoken and nice. Daddy X was seriously one of the nicest, most courteous, friendly people I’ve ever interviewed — he actually reminded me a lot of Frank Mullen in a lot of ways. You might not love KMK, but I can guarantee you’d walk away from a conversation with Brad with a newfound respect for them at the very least.

Doggy Style “Donut Shop Rock,” featuring appearances by Kevinsted, Pat Dubar, and many other OC straightedge legends

I grew up on Doggy Style, Insted, DI, and a lot of the bands you hung around with, so I just wanted to talk with you about your punk rock roots, The Ex-Pistols, and what it means to you now. How many people here tonight do you think are Doggy Style fans?

X: You were corrupted at an early age! As far as how many people here know Doggy Style, I’m sure not a lot. The hardcore fans probably research a little deeper into the history and stuff. As far as the Ex Pistols, and the definition of punk rock, one of my problems with punk was that it got to a point were there were too many rules. Punk rock, to me, was always about doing whatever you wanted and making your own rules. So nowadays, really, what does “punk rock” mean? Does it mean you play a certain style that sounds like someone else, that’s been done 500 times before? Are you “punk rock” then? To me, coming original, thinking outside the box, those are components that attracted me to punk rock. Questioning things, being different, not just trying to be like everybody else, that’s what attracted me personally to punk rock.

Then I started to explore new things, just in the journey of life, trying to learn as a human being, you know? Punk rock became limiting, in the same way as any kind of label was limiting. But punk rock was definitely very influential in setting me on my path through life, questioning things, my ideals, looking deeper inside myself, punk rock lead me to that kind of thinking.

With the Ex Pistols, it’s with the Tatter brothers from DI, old friends from back in Orange County. It’s just straight Southern California-style punk rock, my favorite style. We also pulled a couple punk tracks for the latest Kottonmouth Kings record, because every record we do a handful of punk-style songs. Dirtball’s the latest addition to the Kottonmouth Kings. He’s a solo artist, and when we started playing with him, he was like, “I’ve heard punk before, but I’ve never played it.” I was just like, “Just do your thing, but in doubletime, 190 beats per minute or whatever, just attack it.”

“Spies,” of the best KMK punk songs

Dirtball: My background is mostly hip-hop. I mean, I’ve been a drummer since I was young, and I grew up on rock too. But I never really got super into old punk music. I think I’ve always had that kind of punk mentality, but I’ve never really done it until X brought me into this. We’ve done a couple shows, it’s a lot of fun.

X: That’s how it all came about: when I heard Dirtball flipping out on punk rock, it kind of re-excited me. We had so much fun making that record– we just dug in, went up to my studio up in the mountains. The music’s real traditional; there are a couple of curveballs in there, but for the most part it’s just real fast, turn and burn, high energy punk rock.

From what I can tell, most of the KMK fans are primarily into hip-hop. What do they think of the punk stuff?

X: We’ve been exposing it to our fans for years on the Kottonmouth records, but I’m sure there’s an element here that really just likes the hip-hop stuff. The Ex-Pistols record is really just for us– if people like it and want to discover it, that’s cool, but it’s nothing we’re trying to force down anyone’s throat. It’s something we had a lot of fun making and we’re excited to share, but people either like it or don’t like it, whatever.

This video for “Knuckle Up” by Subnoize artists DGAF is the definition of the Temecula/Inland Empire bro lifestyle!

“King Klick,” which also serves as an excellent documentary on the 909/949 bro community —  enough lifted trucks and SRH basketball jerseys to sink a battleship!

One thing I really appreciate about KMK is that although I don’t really look like I fit in at your shows, I always feel very welcome. Your fans are really friendly and seem to think of themselves as family.

X: I hope it’s like that! I want people to feel like it’s a safe, cool place to have a good time and hear music. You’ll meet some like-minded people, some people who might not be like-minded, but you don’t have to worry about getting judged. For me, I started touring with Doggy Style way back in the day, and the hardcore scene was getting super violent. Every show, every city we went to all these skinheads would show up, and it was just a bloodbath. That’s honestly the reason I quit the band. It was so discouraging to show up, trying to have fun, and it would just turn into a platform for all this crazy violence. One night, I forget where we were, somewhere on the East Cost I think, a full-on skinhead riot broke out, we got all our windows smashed, and I was just like, “This is not what I’m into.” For me personally, that’s why I said “I’m over this. I like the music, but I have to try something else.” I went down a whole different path, but I wound up later in life coming back to punk rock out of love for the music.

“Suburban Life,” off the soundtrack for “Scream” is a nice little nod to “Big A Little A” by the possibly the punkest band of all time, CRASS

Yeah, definitely —  if you went to a Suicidal or DRI show back in the day, you could get fucked up.

X: There was definitely an element of danger. I remember going to shows in LA as a fan, being at the riot at the Whiskey or the Palladium, that was a whole different thing. That was coming from the authorities, cops coming in with clubs and macing people, that was more “us against the system.” But then the scene started cannibalizing itself,  like if you look different or your hair is too long, you get beat up. This one guy, Steve Garden (?), he was the first punk rocker I can remember. Used to ride his bike around and had a big, long trenchcoat, super gnarly dude. Once punk started getting popular, he grew his hair out long and went to a Black Flag show and got beat up for being a hippy! There’s actually a picture of it in some book I saw. And this was like THE first punk rock guy I knew!

You have your fair share of haters. How do you handle that?

X: Honestly, it doesn’t affect us. The bottom line is, the music’s out there and people are gonna like it or they won’t. And of course we’re an easy target — we’re white guys doing rap music, so that’s one strike against us right off the bat.

Kingspade are a KMK spinoff made up of D-Loc and Johnny Richter that’s also pretty tight

Although to be fair, you were among the first to do that.

X: Sure, but whatever — I’m fine with who I am and the music I make. I enjoy it, although I’m sure a lot of people don’t. You can’t let people’s opinions or negativity affect you one way or the other, whether it’s super positive or super negative. If you have fun doing it, and you’re true to yourself, that’s it. People write stuff on the internet or whatever, it just rolls off me, personally.

Dirtball: At this point, I’ve just heard so much of it. I use it as a gauge of what we’re doing, like the more talk the better. I’ve learned to not let it affect me. But it is hard — sometimes there’s a part of me that seeks out a little bit of it, just to get a taste, and them I’m like “ugh!” [laughs]

“Be Strong,” off the 1984 Doggy Style 7″ on Mystic Records- classic OC straightedge skatecore!

X: The only thing I don’t like is, I try not to look too much, but I went on our Facebook page, and people just post all this super-negative racial shit, which has nothing to do with our music or anything else. Basically, every individual has a decision every day whether they’re going to project love or fear into the universe. Are you going to come from a place of love, or hate and fear? Some people wake up and want to hate, I choose to be a person who wants to love and project peace and positivity into the universe, and that’s all I can control.

Dirtball: It’s an honor and an opportunity to be involved with this massive thing they’ve created. I’m just super happty to be here and contribute!

My personal favorite KMK song is “Things I Do,” featuring my favorite KMK MC Johnny Richter (who I’m told is also a very nice dude)

With Subnoize and all that, how much of what you’re doing is influenced by the punk rock DIY ethic?

X: Everything with Subnoize and Kottonmouth Kings is definitely modeled after the do it yourself, punk rock spirit. It’s self-empowerment, true grassroots, independent music. Everything was built from the ground up, word of mouth, exactly like how we did it with punk rock.

It looks like you guys need to get onstage, so I’ll let you go — anything you want to add?

X: The Ex Pistols record comes out in early 2011. It’s done, but I had some personal issues I had to deal with and I pushed it out, but it’s done. We really want to get out and tour with that band, because it’s so much fun. All my favorite bands like The Circle Jerks, Minor Threat, Suicidal Tendencies, this record reminds me of what they did. It’s just a record I wanted to make. If I had to leave one record behind that I’d sign off on and feel content about, this is it.

Thanks to Brad and Dirtball for their time! Keep your eyes peeled for the Ex-Pistols record next year, and don’t be a hater!

-Sergeant D.

  • Orgasmatron

    WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY!!!! why is he posting shitty hip hop trash on METALsucks and praising generic shitty deathcore, piss off, your posts are utter shit.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Christopher-Marshall/100000019612130 Christopher Marshall

      I think it may be Crack Hitler in disguise

    • Vinsanity

      for real this is garbage. biggest post by him. he sometimes gain some points with me by a readable post, then does this shit. dunno about him, but i link these tools with fuckin icp. i could give a shit about what shitty hardcore band he was in. i do approve of the pot angle, though.

      • Jon

        stop bitchin you metalhead pussy

  • balls

    “I’m actually a big KMK fan”

    That’s it. Never reading any of your posts again.

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        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Yasser-Saad/17019341 Yasser Saad

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          • magnafw07

            wow. way to totally prove his point about metal fans being elitist fucks.

  • Breen

    Who writes your jokes? And by jokes I mean articles.

  • hotel

    Fuck yes!, had no idea i’d see this on metalsucks. I can see the hate flying already, but fuck ya, kmk are the shit, best live show ive seen, and the dudes hang out and drink with you afterwards.

    • Stu

      You should see more shows.

      • http://myspace.com/msrp Nic Heidt

        No dude, they do put on a really good live show, and I don’t even like KMK

  • Cisco

    KMK sucks, but this was a good interview.

  • Dwarfskeet

    I’m over dying laughing! Sergeant D, you never cease to amaze me! And it’s even funnier, everyone posting the angry comments.

    Guys, come on… Have a sense of humor, lighten up.

    P.S. I didn’t even make it half way through the interview, I’ll probably finish it later. But, props to you Sergeant D, you crack me up every time.

  • evilfatguy

    Haha D, this article is too good for this site.
    You can’t tell these kids where they came from; they’re all 18 year old suburbanites who are too tr00 for their own good…

    • http://twitter.com/stuffuwillhate Sergeant D

      This exactly. Hopefully one day they’ll learn to enjoy life :)

      • balls

        “huihuhu u dont liek this shitty rap group, liten up!”

        No, I don’t like this shitty group because they make shitty music. Get over yourself.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Justin-Thomas-Squires/1347829723 Justin Thomas Squires

    That was actually an insightful interview. I have to agree with Sargent D. even if he was being sarcastic as usual, this X guy had alot of positive things to say. He sounds down to earth.

  • adam

    These commenters are close minded idiots. I thought it was an awesome in depth piece about something I never would have associated with hxc. Sgt. D’s posts are amazingly fun and give you perspective on genres of music that the elitist metal community shit on regularly. The fact is he and these bands/groups are doing something productive in the music industry and you are sitting on your computer all butthurt that it isn’t an article about some French death metal band.

    • http://twitter.com/stuffuwillhate Sergeant D

      Thanks dude! KMK fan or not, I’m glad you can appreciate it

    • Beastmaster

      The thing is, bands like Gojira actually have talent compared to these assclowns. Their fans are the worst. Such pieces of uneducated shit.

    • cougar party

      Shit, I could care less about KMK, but the hater bullshit is so ridiculous. If you don’t like the band, then just skip by the fucking article! It’s not that hard.

  • Heavy Metal

    reppin the IE (inland empire)

  • http://www.myspace.com/barbelzoa Lordassenfroth

    “Are they dirty, poor white trash? Fuck yes, and that’s why I like them so much. They legitimately don’t give a fuck who you are, where you came from, or what you’re into as long as you’re there to have fun and make friends, and that counts for a whole lot in my book. ”

    if the rest of the world had that same attitude it would probobly be a better place. good article.

    • nick

      So it’s the rest of the world cooking all that meth?

      • http://www.myspace.com/barbelzoa Lordassenfroth

        who the fuck said anything about meth????? im saying if the rest of the population would drop their elitist facade and give people a chance regarless of how crappy their choice of music is, or how they view certain aspects of the universe maybe they will find out that some people are awesome people even though they may listen to limp bizkit or icp or some shit like that.

        • Vinsanity

          true i know and hang out with all kinds of people who like shitty music, in fact, metal friends are the least amount i have of any friend cuz they far and few between. some people appreciate simple music, i however like complex shit and think that is what metal is about. its what you make of it. i still never got into these fools cuz they suck, elitist or not.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Austin-Sharktopus-Nutter/1418565949 Austin Sharktopus Nutter

    Successful troll is successful. I love you Sarge, because you know what you like and aren’t afraid to show it. No homo.

  • LoomeyTunes

    KMK’s “Royal Highness” is a great album., anyone else think is funny that a band who sings/raps about weed a lot of the time got there start in a straight edge band?

  • A2James

    Not a fan of KMK, but you have to appreciate their DIY ethic. They have created a self-sustaining music model and have been successful in the underground for many years. Same with ICP. Most metal bands (or bands, period) don’t have half of their perseverance and work ethic. I don’t have to like the music, but I respect the hustle

  • OBEY1019

    Best article I have read all week.

  • Unholy Juggalo

    How is KMK white trash? I guess if you make a successful record label and sell a shit load of albums and have a dedicated fan base you must be white trash. who would of thought

    • http://twitter.com/stuffuwillhate Sergeant D

      I said their FANS are, dum-dumb

      • Unholy Juggalo

        wasn’t talking to you dude and who the fuck is jugga-defense and jugga-connection?

    • Matt

      The jugga-connection with KMK is strong. This is why he busted out his jugga-defense.

  • Shnaz

    Sargeant D, you always post articles that are guaranteed to piss off at least 50% of Metalsucks readers, and that’s why you rule. I never got into KMK, but after reading this article, I’ll definitely check out the Ex-Pistols.

  • HELL YEAH

    Been a long time KMK fan ever since Royal Highness came out. Long time metalhead as well. Been to tons and tons of shows my whole life, and KMK still puts on one of the best shows Ive seen. The way their shows transition from crazy street punk mosh pits, to club-type rap, to smoke-out reggae and acoustic rock, their show is definitely one of the most interesting. Add a 7 foot mime who does crazy dance moves the whole time and a live drummer who has won awards building his own drumsets combined with bicycles and smoking pieces……KMK is the shit,

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Joseph-Michael-Morsch/1003934629 Joseph Michael Morsch

    “He cut his teeth as the singer for the pioneering OC straight edge band Doggy Style….”

    really?

  • DirtyWarriorMan

    I enjoyed this. Remember, though: regardless of how these guys started, they’ve become an extension of ICP’s universe. Same music, same fans, same business model. Are you still comfortable sticking up for them? Personally, I’d take ICP over KMK any day. They’re way funnier and more creative, not just weed/weed/weed for 10 albums. Yes, I’m comfortable with the pot shots this leaves me open to.

    • http://twitter.com/stuffuwillhate Sergeant D

      Yes, i am

    • evilfatguy

      What’s wrong with their business model?? They’re successful without sucking the extended penis of any of major labels. They do business on their own terms.
      I wish half of the fucks I do business with on a daily basis had half of the integrity that these guys do.

  • vedicardi

    these really aren’t funny stop posting them

  • fuckhoney

    Their music is total garbage, it’s repulsive to the ear that’s what it is. But I must admit, they know what they’re talking about. I have a little more respect for them. Not the music, the people making the music

  • Pastor of Muppets

    Sergeant D is my new favorite MetalSucks writer, and I hate KMK.

  • DecrystallizingReason

    Rarely, if ever, do I turn a KMK song on in my free time, but I’m sure their shows are one hell of a party.

  • hankmccain

    Great post/interview. KMK are fun as hell. Live show is always a trip. Definitely cool dudes too. I heart you Sarge D.

  • JT_USF

    Saw KMK about 3 weeks ago and they actually weren’t too bad…although I do think they do the hip hop stuff better than punk as stated in my show review:

    http://reaxmusic.com/tiki-read_article.php?articleId=75891

  • http://Www.Easttexasunderground.net DaylightReckoning

    Any time I start reading an MS article and think, “Wow, what an awful/generic/second rate band. Did Seargant D write this?,” I scroll back up. I’ve yet to be mistaken.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Brandon-Black/100000083959317 Brandon Black

    thank you for this article ive been a fan of this band since royal highness and its great to see someone interview daddy x and get the story about his history because i knew he had a long entrenched history in the music scene but never really heard the story of it thanks sergeant d

  • Slaughterhouse

    Not a big fan of punk rock nor KMK, but good read

  • Axem

    Man this brings me back to my high school years in white thrash suburbia.

  • http://thenumberoftheblog.com deseee

    Everything KMK went downhill after Saint Dog left…. amirite?

  • cgrind

    golly gee willikers i couldve sworn that this site was called METALsucks……..gtfo with your rap geez……

  • dread

    Never touched their music with a ten-foot pole because their cleverly misspelled name always made me want to vomit all over the rebel flag mural pickup trucks of the people I saw wearing their t-shirts.
    Seeing the band pic strongly reinforces that vomit. What a gigantic pile of dildos.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tyler-Osborn/100001135401725 Tyler Osborn

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  • dread

    The sixteen year old white guys wearing their t-shirts, that is.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tyler-Osborn/100001135401725 Tyler Osborn

    YOU GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!!! KK ARE A BUNCH WHITE TRASH DOUCHE BAGS! THEY ARE ONLY CLOWN PAINT AWAY FROM BEING FUCKING ICP, THEY REPRESENT ALL THAT IS FUCKING IDIOTIC IN THE WORLD. HOLY SHIT MAN REALLY!!!!???

    • MasonicWehrmacht

      ALL CAPS POSTS REPRESENT ALL THAT IS FUCKING IDIOTIC IN THE WORLD.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tyler-Osborn/100001135401725 Tyler Osborn

        its the best way to display my vehemence

        • MasonicWehrmacht

          Well next time try using words that are correctly spelled in grammatical perfect sentences with punctuation that works, and maybe your display will actually be taken with a grain of salt instead of brushed off, ya?

          • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tyler-Osborn/100001135401725 Tyler Osborn

            “Well next time try using words that are correctly spelled in grammatical perfect sentences with punctuation that works”

            haha really???? and you just sound brilliant. you make a complete ass out of yourself when your trying to correct me when your sentences are riddled with flaws. i dont use punctuation because we’re writing on a blog its not necessary, but when you point it out and not use it yourself that make you sir an imbecile.

          • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tyler-Osborn/100001135401725 Tyler Osborn

            none of my ranting is spelt wrong either.

    • Pastor of Muppets

      ^^Douche

  • MasonicWehrmacht

    C’mon now. If you smoke weed and don’t like this band, then I’m pretty sure you’re smoking schwag. I love metal, hip hop and of course reggae. And this band does it all. Who cares about fans? The music is what matters.

  • Jack Attack

    Dude seems pretty genuine. I don’t think i’ve ever heard their music before today though.

  • moose knuckle

    They didnt come off as retarded as i thought they would but their music is still horrible white trash shit.

  • dread

    To further clarify, all the 16 year old white guys I’m talking about come in exactly two flavors: Exactly like that gangy-bangy tattoo and wife beater clad tough guy in the middle, and exactly like that gangy-bangy tattoo and wife beater clad tough guy in the middle with no tattoos because in 2-3 years they are going to square the fuck up and go to college and no matter what they start out majoring in, they will graduate business or marketing.
    And what the fuck is so elitist about thinking morons are morons?

    • http://twitter.com/stuffuyouwillhate Sergeant D

      Don’t forget the mesh shorts

  • Justin

    Sarge, I cannot figure out your purpose here on this site.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jeff-Gross/1569840018 Jeff Gross

      So they can get an accurate “Retard to normal person” ratio. Sure enough, it seems to be about 50/50 so far.

    • http://twitter.com/stuffuyouwillhate Sergeant D

      You would have to ask Axl and Vince why they have the decency to let me contribute. I assume it’s because everything I post generates a lot of traffic (albeit mostly negative). But nothing I write here is phony– obviously it’s often tongue-in-cheek, but anybody who is halfway intelligent should be able to see the point.

    • Coitus

      You ever watch pro wrestling? I liken it to when a talented heel comes out and fires up the crowd with a purposely incendiary act. It’s of no relevance whether or not the crowd’s reaction is positive or negative, just as long as they’re going bonkers the mission is accomplished. That being said, I usually enjoy Sergeant D’s posts.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dave-Colbert/535041444 Dave Colbert

    The “new” punk! are you fucking serious dumbass? Regardless of whether someone likes or doesn’t like this group, they can never be called punk, it goes against everything punk stands for. Yes, the stuff at warped tour is not “threatening or subversive” in any way, that’s because it is not real punk. The real shit is still being played in the small clubs and punk houses of cities all over the world. Crust punk motherfuckers, and real hardcore, this is where it’s at. There are so many good punk bands here in Minneapolis you have probably never heard. As far as I can tell, the only real difference between a KMK fan and a Juggalo is that they smoke weed instead of meth, they’re just as stupid, but maybe not as ugly I guess. Why is it you can cover shit like this but you never even think to cover Crust punk, music that actually has something important to say and hopefully, some of the other readers here are smart enough to be into. Get your shit straight guys…

    • http://twitter.com/stuffuyouwillhate Sergeant D

      I went to Phobia shows in the basements of crust punk flophouses in 1994, GTFO

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dave-Colbert/535041444 Dave Colbert

        I went to punk shows in basements in the early nineties too, starting in 92, so?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dave-Colbert/535041444 Dave Colbert

    How about an interview with Stza from Leftover Crack/ Star Fucking Hipsters instead?

    • http://twitter.com/stuffuyouwillhate Sergeant D

      LOLOLOLOL your example of “real punk” is fucking LEFTOVER CRACK?! Are you 20 or something??? Do you even know how legendary Doggy Style, DI, Insted and all the other bands Daddy X is down with are?

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dave-Colbert/535041444 Dave Colbert

        Actually I just turned 33. How about; Amebix, Nausea, Aus-Rotten, Discharge, SNFU, Dead Kennedies, Doom, Misery, Cursed, Tragedy, Fucked Up, Fugazi and Minor Threat, that good enough for you? I happen to really like leftover Crack too, what’s n ot to like about em? Maybe if I was from california I would knoe more about daddy X bands but I’m not. never even been to the west coadt. I’m from Minnesota where the real punks live through -30 degree winters instead of sleeping on the beach.

        • http://twitter.com/stuffuyouwillhate Sergeant D

          LOL minnesota, second only to Portland in “loser crust punx per capita”

          • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dave-Colbert/535041444 Dave Colbert

            Fuck Californians, think they’re better than everyone else…

  • Killdozer666

    sergeant D is the best troll