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TWENTY-THIRD TOP MODERN METAL GUITARIST APPEARS IN NEW VIDEO ABOUT F*CKING A DOLL… WITH HIS DAD

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Okay, so my headline probably makes this story sound a little weirder than it actually is. But only a little bit.

Everyone remember Brian Haner, a.k.a. “Guitar Guy” or “Papa Gates?” He plays guitar for Jeff Dunham (yes, that Jeff Dunham), occasionally releases his own not-very-funny comedy videos, and, perhaps most interesting to metal fans, sired Brian Haner, Jr., a.k.a. Avenged Sevenfold’s Synyster Gates, a.k.a. the twenty-third top modern metal guitarist.

So now, perhaps enjoying the extra time in the spotlight his son’s fame has afforded him, or perhaps just looking for an excuse to spend some quality time with the fruit of his loins, Haner the Elder has recruited Haner the Younger to appear in his latest music video. Which is for a song called “Blow-Up Doll.” And is about a man and his blow-up doll. And the two Haners pass one another with their respective blow-up dolls on their way to their respective seedy motel rooms, in which they will fuck those blow-up dolls. And those rooms are right next to each so other.

So, yeah, there’s no weird subtext there or anything.

What a great bonding moment this must have been for the Haner family. “Son, I wrote a song about making love to an inanimate object, and I’d really like for you to be in the music video!” “Okay, pop! That sounds great! Count me in!”

-AR

[via The PRP]

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