Everyone's Replaceable

OH DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN PLEASE DON’T LET THIS BE TRUE

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The PRP says that Dirge Within have split with their singer, whose name is Jeremy something but goes by the nickname “Jerms.” This is possibly the worst news I have ever heard, because there is a serious shortage of vocalists in the world of metal who a) are too fucking lazy to say a three-syllable name, b) are apparently borderline illiterate, and c) can write lyrics as poetic and meaningful as this:

Fight
Fight
Fight
Fight

I mean you could analyze the subtext in those lyrics for hours!

In other news, there’s been a douchebag spill in aisle three. Cleanup in aisle three, we have a douchebag spill!

-AR

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