Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Master Passion Feed: A Shopping Expedition Tribute to Nightwish October 18th, 2018 at 12:08pm Rowdy Geirsson “I didn’t want to be the one getting blamed for committing romanticide over a refusal to participate in stupid weekend errands.”
MSTV 0 Video: Tarja Turunen Watches Fan YouTube Covers October 9th, 2018 at 3:14pm MetalSucks This may be our best musician-watching-fan-covers video to date!
White Collar Criminals 0 Wanna Know How Much Judas Priest, Prophets of Rage, Nightwish and Others Earn to Play Shows? April 5th, 2018 at 2:05pm MetalSucks Even without Glenn Tipton and/or KK Downing, Judas Priest is raking it in.
Editorials 0 Why It’s Important to Stop Using “Female-Fronted” as a Metal Genre Right Now February 7th, 2018 at 12:57pm Kelsey Chapstick “Female-fronted” is not a genre. Stop saying it.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Shit That Comes Out Today: January 6, 2017 January 6th, 2017 at 10:25am Anso DF Listen to all this week’s heavy new releases! Welcome to 2017 metal!!!
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week December 2nd, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Nightwish, Slayer, Five Finger Death Punch, and more.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Nightwish’s Floor Jansen Says Slayer are “Dreadful,” “Terrible,” and “Unbelievably Boring” November 30th, 2016 at 11:35am Axl Rosenberg Surely, Slayer fans will react to this quote in a calm and rational manner.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Shit That Comes Out Today: November 4, 2016 November 4th, 2016 at 12:46am Anso DF 60+ heavy new releases now playing in here. Sick Of It All, Thomas Giles, HammerFall, Dark Tranquillity, Attila, MYR, and tons more.
Editorials 0 Editorial: What SINGLE Metal Band Will Someday Represent ALL of Metal? July 21st, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Pretend it’s a thousand years in the future, and to the general public, there is ONE band or person who ostensibly represents ALL of metal. Who will that artist be?
Metal in the Media 0 Australian National Team of Synchronized Swimmers to Use Nightwish for Olympic Routine July 14th, 2016 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Two things the popularity of which I will never understand: […]
\m/ 0 Dance the Nightwish Away June 15th, 2016 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Dancing fan justifies Nightwish’s entire existence.
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week February 26th, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Slipknot, Deftones, Nightwish, and more.
This Sucks 0 Ex-Nightwish Vocalist Annette Olzon Beaten, Robbed February 22nd, 2016 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Her attacker has already been apprehended.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: February 19, 2016 February 19th, 2016 at 12:00pm David Lee Rothmund Get a few dozen heavy new releases or Common will be forced to educate you on the value of art: Nightwish, Hypno5e, Carcass, Cirith Gorgor, After The Burial, Monster Truck and tons more
Cinemetal 0 “Endless Forms Most Beautiful”: Nightwish’s Title Track Isn’t Terrible May 8th, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg I mean, it’s not good, either, but, hey, it’s a start!
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Deftones Near Completion of New Album, Release Date Announced April 28th, 2015 at 2:30pm Trey Xavier But what will it sound like???
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: March 31, 2015 March 31st, 2015 at 10:00am David Lee Rothmund Ufomammut, Pantommind, Blliigghhtted, Wrathage, Murg, Inculter, Pregierz, and 42 more heavy new releases by bands with normaller names!
New Stuff 0 Nightwish’s New Song Will Make You “Shudder” March 13th, 2015 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg My night wish is the same as my day wish: that this band would go away.
Cinemetal 0 Christ, I Hate Nightwish (Or: Band Releases New Video for “Élan”) February 13th, 2015 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg The metal band most favored by high school theater dorks.
Cinemetal 0 Cinemetal Round-Up: New Videos from Insomnium, Emmure, Saliva, Timo Tolkki’s Avalon Featuring Timo Tolkki April 7th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg And maybe the worst pun of my career.
