LEGENDARY NEW YORK DEATH METALLERS LAKE BVKKAKE SET TO ENTER STUDIO

According to a press release, legendary New York City death metal band Lake Bukkake are getting ready to go into the studio to record their new album at an undisclosed location. By all accounts the band members are thrilled to be getting back to work.

“We’ve been sitting around for some time now, with, you know, our dicks in our hands,” says guitarist Jack Hoffstein. “The new material we’ve written is absolutely punishingly brutal. It is going to hit your face with the force of 1000 ejaculations. Be ready.”

No word yet on a title or release date for the new disc.

-VN