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FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A SIGNED CD AND T-SHIRT FROM THE HUMAN ABSTRACT!

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Last week’s Funny Photo Caption Contest (pictured, right) inspired several truly funny comments, although anyone who went the obvious Hot Topic joke route was automatically disqualified for unoriginality. These are the lucky winners who will receive a copy of God Forbid’s recent DVD release Beneath the Scars of Glory and Progression:

  • You Don’t Know Me: “Even Juggalos disown these kids.”
  • b-rad: “Even the most Blackend souls enjoy the allure of floral print curtains.”

the human abstract midheaventhe human abstract t-shirtNice works guys. This week we’ve got a truly special prize package: one grand-prize winner will receive a signed CD of The Human Abstract’s new record Midheaven (which hits stores August 19th) as well as a Human Abstract T-shirt, and four runners-up will receive just the Midheaven CD (not signed), still a pretty cool prize if you ask us. Just post a funny caption to the below photo, andwe’ll announce the winners here next week.

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