Music Premieres 0 Exclusive Track Premiere: Blind Sparrow’s “Cash Mirror,” featuring The Human Abstract’s A.J. Minette October 24th, 2017 at 12:55pm MetalSucks FFO Coheed & Cambria, Dredg, 3, and the more melodic elements of bands like The Human Abstract and Periphery.
Reunion Mania 0 More News on a Potential Reunion of The Human Abstract August 7th, 2017 at 9:57am Axl Rosenberg 4/5ths of the band have been together in some capacity twice in the past week.
Reunion Mania 0 Let’s All Get Prematurely Excited about a Human Abstract Reunion (Again)! August 3rd, 2017 at 2:52pm Axl Rosenberg OH MY GOD TWO MEMBERS OF THE BAND WERE IN THE SAME ROOM SPLOOGE
Rampant Rumors 0 The Human Abstract Reunion Rumors Heat Up Again January 4th, 2016 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Maybe this is happening, but don’t get your hopes up just yet.
Barbarous Book Club 0 When Metal Meets Classic Literature October 26th, 2015 at 5:00pm MetalSucks FINALLY, something decent to read besides MetalSucks.
Not Quite Metal? 0 Stream The Human Abstract Guitarist A.J. Minette’s New Folk (!) EP in Full September 23rd, 2014 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Not metal at all! But really, really good.
The Contortionist Sucks 0 Tour Pet Peeves September 17th, 2014 at 5:30pm The Contortionist Members of not just The Contortionist, but also Between the Buried and Me, Periphery, The Faceless, and more all teach you how to REALLY piss them off during a tour.
Music Premieres 0 Exclusive Premiere: Intervals, “Moment Marauder” March 3rd, 2014 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Listen if you like The Human Abstract.
New Stuff 0 The Human Abstract Guitarist A.J. Minette’s New Project Isn’t Metal, is Nobel February 14th, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg That’s not a typo.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Rang in 1997 2014 January 3rd, 2014 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories and accompanying playlist includes Slipknot, Judas Priest, Devin Townsend, and more.
New Stuff 0 Intervals Rekindle Our Love of The Human Abstract January 2nd, 2014 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein Jam a new song called “Ephemeral” with new vocalist Mike Semesky (ex-The HAARP Machine).
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 The Human Abstract Hint at Release of New Album THIS SUMMER April 1st, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg THIS HAD BETTER NOT BE AN APRIL FOOL’S JOKE MOTHERFUCKERS.
Tweet Twat 0 IF THERE’S ONE THING THE WORLD NEEDS MORE OF, IT’S DUDES NAMED JOE NELSON September 4th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg According to the below tweet from Travis Richter, who may or […]
Rampant Rumors 0 ARE THE HUMAN ABSTRACT LOOKING FOR A NEW GUITAR PLAYER? August 28th, 2012 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Please allow me to take a moment to express complete […]
Everyone's Replaceable 0 IS BASSIST HENRY SELVA OUT OF THE HUMAN ABSTRACT? June 18th, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg The good news is, The Human Abstract are getting ready […]
Rampant Rumors 0 IS TRAVIS RICHTER RE-JOINING THE HUMAN ABSTRACT? June 1st, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg We’ve known for awhile now that The Human Abstract are […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE MISSED SOME CONNECTIONS May 18th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Have you signed up for our email list? Do it […]
Tour de Force 0 THE HUMAN ABSTRACT CONFIRM EUROPEAN FEST APPEARANCE; MORE DATES TO FOLLOW? May 17th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This probably isn’t going to come as a huge shock, […]
Tweet Twat 0 MORE TOURING NON-NEWS FROM THE HUMAN ABSTRACT May 15th, 2012 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein In March we learned from a highly reliable source that […]
Tweet Twat 0 WES BORLAND LIKES THE HUMAN ABSTRACT April 24th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Wes Borland made kind of a stink over the weekend […]