Scraping Genius Off The Wheel


  • Gary Suarez


Golly, it sure pays to visit Metalsucks regularly – even for a blogtributor like me! This morning, while perusing the “Upcoming Releases” list in the right-hand navigation, I happened upon the following series of words, which when read in the proper order present the following “Holy Shit”-worthy message:

March 23, 2009: Therapy? – Crooked Timber (Global)

Then I jizzed in my pants.

According to the Irish act’s website, Crooked Timber was produced by Andy Gill (guitarist for post-punk legends Gang Of Four) and features ten all-new tracks. One of these songs, a swaggering noise rock number entitled “The Head That Tried To Strangle Itself”, can be heard at Therapy’s MySpace page, but you might also want to peep this short video that previews snippets of some other tracks in a raw, unmastered state.


[Gary Suarez has got nothing to do but hang around and get screwed up on you. He also writes for Brainwashed and somewhat irregularly manages the consistently off-topic No Yoko No.]

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