STOP THE PRESSES: GLENN DANZIG IS ON TWITTER
I mean, there’s no way this is actually Glenn Danzig, but good God, whoever is running @DANZIG deserves a major fucking pat on the back for coming up with gems like these:
I’ve never liked the word “spunky”
1:14 PM Apr 4th from web
my patience has worn thinner than my hairline lately.
10:43 PM Mar 23rd from web
No I am not going to be on a VH1 dating show, so stop asking.
1:14 AM Mar 7th from web
heading to the nail salon to get my pinky nail sharpened, brb
8:25 AM Feb 28th from web
standing in a clearing at the edge of the woods shaking a baby in my mouth
12:08 AM Feb 27th from web
Pure. Comic. Gold. Thanks to loooongtime MS Maniac (and Twitter-phobe) hibernum for sending this one in.