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  • Axl Rosenberg


MS Maniac King Cheezit just sent us the following e-mail:

Dear the merry gentlefucks at Metalsucks,

I come to you as a fellow metalhead and enjoyer of the reefer. If you enjoy watching The Wizard of Oz while listening to Pink Floyd’s The Dark Side of the Moon, then boy oh boy do I have a suggestion for you! I just got out of Avatar in IMAX 3-D while completely stoned out of my mind, and there was only one ingredient missing (for me) and that was the sounds of Gojira. What a perfect way to blend such beautifully heavy progressive metal such as theirs with the intensely spiritual creation from Jame’s Cameron? Can you imagine the power of “From The Sky” during the fight scene in the end, or…well I won’t make any more suggestions to protect from spoiling said experience for anyone else, but I highly suggest the mixture of the three. Any other crazy interesting ideas to mix metal and weed besides just going to a show? I’d love to know, now that I’ve discovered this gem of an idea.

Thank you,

King Cheezit

Now, I actually hated Avatar. I know everyone loves it, but I was stoned outta my skull when I saw it, and I was still as bored as fuck. They really should have called it Avatard.

But His Majesty has a point: what are some good ways to mix metal and weed, besides just going to a show?

Honestly – and I know this gonna sound weird – I’ve never given it much thought. I mean, I like to get high and listen to metal and write about metal, and that’s great work if you can get it, but I don’t think it’s what Cheezit had it mind.

I think I could happily watch Days of Heaven set to some Insomnium. I’d love to see someone edit together the best kills from, say, the Friday the 13th franchise to a score of God Forbid or Chimaira.

But I feel like there probably way, way more creative answers out there that I haven’t even considered. So, if anyone has any tips, please leave ’em in the comments section below. I don’t know if I’ve ever been so curious to hear what you guys and girls have to say.


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