Cinemetal

SUFFOKATE ME

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Some thoughts:

  1. Suffocation is far too legendary a band for anyone to use any variation on the word “suffocate” ever again. I don’t care how you spell it. Not helping: that Suffocation are still active, still awesome, and probably more talented than 99% of their death metal peers from any generation, ever.
  2. Why the fuck would you ever spell it “Suffokate?”
  3. Having the singer rise out of the water at the beginning of the video doesn’t look cool when you can blatantly see that he was never even fully underwater.
  4. If your ear gauges are so big I can stick my fist through them, they’re too big.
  5. If the most distinctive thing about your band is that I can stick my first through your singer’s ear gauges, you’re in trouble.

-AR

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