Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Former Suffokate Vocalist/ Ear Gauge Extraordinaire Launching New Band October 10th, 2020 at 10:47am MetalSucks Ov Suffering will play blackened death metal.
Punishing Pictorials 0 Metal Goes to the Movies Spring/Summer 2016 April 22nd, 2016 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Featuring Suicide Silence, Veil of Maya, Immortal, The Darkness, and more.
Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 51 & 52: Fred Durst vs. Matty K., Courtney Love vs. Shaggy 2 Dope September 14th, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks The gang’s all here: Insane Putz Posse, Limp Putz, Putzokate, and Putz!
Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 44 & 45: Scott Stapp vs. Courtney Love, Carla Harvey vs. Matt K. September 4th, 2015 at 3:20pm MetalSucks Jabba the Putz.
Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 29-32: Vince Neil vs. Tommy Lee, Chad Kroeger vs. Scott Stapp, Chris Fronzak vs. David Gunn, Danny Leal vs. Matty K. August 26th, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Run from the putz… run for your lives!
...And F*ck You Too 0 Rumor: Canadian Government Involved in Conspiracy to Break Up Suffokate October 2nd, 2014 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Seven months after re-claiming the band’s vocalist, Canada denies Suffokate entry at their border.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Suffokate Suffokating July 22nd, 2014 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg SING: “There’s a hole in my ear lobes that can only be filled by a guitarist and a bassisssssssssttttttt!”
Tour de Force 0 Carcass to Tour U.S. with Obituary??? July 7th, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg That should probably be an exclamation point, not a question mark.
New Stuff 0 Suffokate Release First Song with New Vocalist, Continue to be Boring as F*ck May 30th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Wouldn’t it be amazing if it really was THE Jon Oliva?
Tweet Twat 0 Speaking of Suffokate: Matty K. Has a New Band Already April 25th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Yes, we’re running two Suffokate stories in one day. We’re as depressed about it as you are.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 BREAKING: New Suffokate Vocalist Has Sick Ear Plugs! April 25th, 2014 at 11:20am Vince Neilstein
Br00tal-lists 0 Top Ten Candidates to be the New Suffokate Vocalist April 18th, 2014 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Who will it be????
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Suffokate Vocalist Matthew Krawchuk Disappears Again, Claims He Got Deported to Canada March 31st, 2014 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Also, he is apparently now the ex-vocalist of Suffokate. You can’t make this shit up, people.
What the...?? 0 Suffokate Locate Vocalist Matthew Krawchuk — But Don’t Reveal Where He Was March 17th, 2014 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Not cool, dudes.
This Sucks 0 Suffokate Vocalist Matthew Krawchuk is Missing March 15th, 2014 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg He hasn’t been seen since the band’s Santa Cruz performance on Friday night.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Suicide Silence to Release Ending is the Beginning: The Mitch Lucker Memorial Show December 16th, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Includes guest performances from a plethora of interesting characters.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Successfully Underwent Earlobe Reconstructive Surgery July 19th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg To the victors go the spoils…
Greatest Hits 0 BREAKING: Ex-Suffokate Vocalist Ricky Hoover Successfully Undergoes Earlobe Reconstructive Surgery July 19th, 2013 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg IT’S A MIRACLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 13-16: Pantera Vs. Hellyeah, Marilyn Manson Vs. Mushroomhead, Suffokate Vs. Job for a Cowboy, Attack Attack! Vs. Vampires Everywhere! July 11th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Ever seen Sophie’s Choice?
Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket 0 Starting Monday: MetalSucks Presents The Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket! July 3rd, 2013 at 1:20pm MetalSucks Which one of these bands doesn’t deserve all the crap they take? YOU decide!
