A TEN AND A HALF MINUTE SYMPHONIC METAL SONG MADE BY THOSE HORSIE CREATURES FROM THE DARK CRYSTAL

Reader Tom Kelly recommended Tokyo’s Versailles to us, and while they’re obviously not actually the heroes from The Dark Crystal, they do seem to be basing their look on this things – if those things dressed less like characters from a fantasy story and more like porcelain Victorian dolls. Seriously, look at these androgynous crack heads:

Of course, I’d be willing to ignore the whole Henry James-character-yet-somehow-even-less-butch look if the music were good, but the music is pretty ridiculous. Actually, it’s pretty “meh” so long as there are no vocals. But then it becomes completely ridiculous.

After the jump, check out a ten a half minute epic karaoke song gone awry. Then stand up in Tom’s defense or call him names in the comments section.

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