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SLIGHTLY CLASSIER THAN PROPOSING AT A BASEBALL GAME

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I’m barely mature enough to even be able to imagine someday proposing to a woman, but if I was going to imagine it, I don’t think the setting would be someplace really public where other people had to watch and applaud. And even if the setting were someplace public, I don’t think that public place would be on-stage at a metal show. And even if it were on-stage at a metal show, I don’t think I’d wear the shirt of the band whose gig it is. And… really, there’s just all kinds of wrong with this.

That being said, I don’t begrudge any couple their happiness, and I sincerely hope for the best for these kids. Also, I gotta admit, even as someone who doesn’t like Fear Factory, it was very cool of the band to allow a fan to do this.

If they get divorced, do you think he’ll wear a Divine Heresy shirt to the proceedings?

-AR

[via Blabbermouth]

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