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DON’T WASTE YOUR TIME WITH A FAKE “WASTED TIME”

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Bring Back Glam tells me that the new Bret Michaels song is called “Wasted Time.” I haven’t heard it yet, and I don’t really care to. I just wanted to point out that one of Michaels’ peers in cock rockdom has already written and recorded a song called “Wasted Time,” and that this song was, is, and forever will be the only “Wasted Time” with which glam fans should waste time.

Now somebody get Baz and the band to kiss and make-up already. I’m tired of this Johnny whasshisname shit already.

-AR

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