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OZZY IS PRETTY GOOD AT MAKING PEOPLE THINK HE’S MADE OUTTA WAX

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Honestly, kudos to whichever member of Team Osbourne thought up this little promotional stunt. I won’t call this “Viral Vomit” ’cause it’s corporate vomit trying really hard to be viral, but I will mention that Ozzy’s new album, Scream, comes out June 22 on Epic. You’ve earned that, whomever you are.

So. Ozzy recently went to the wax museum/tourist trap Madame Tussaud’s – the one in Times Square, ’cause believe it or not they have these fucking things all over the world – and pretended to be a wax statue of himself. Then, when people went to pose for their photo with said “statue,” he would reveal that he was a real person, and scare the crap out of ’em. And because I enjoy torturing other people, I actually find this fairly amusing.

When asked about preparation for tricking people into think he’s an inanimate object, Ozzy said, “Seen any of my concerts recently? I’ve been practicing for this for years!”

-AR

[via Blabbermouth]

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