INFORMAL POLL: WHAT KIND OF UNDERPANTS DO YOU WEAR TO A METAL SHOW?
- Metal fans wear an awful lot of black. Therefore, it would follow that most people at a metal show are wearing black underwear.
- Many people have underwear for special occasions. Therefore, it would follow that many people at a metal show might have special black underwear they save just for concerts.
Of course, we had no way of confirming either theory — I mean, it’s not like we can just walk into a Deicide show and start asking people to take off their pants (Well I guess we could, but it would probably be ill-advised). And we were bemoaning this inability to collect scientific data when it suddenly dawned on me — Oh, yeah! I co-own an entire blog about heavy metal. We can totally collect some scientific data on this.
So we’d like to hear from you, oh ye MetalSucks faithful. Do you actually wear black underwear to metal shows? Do you have special underwear just for metal shows? Do you really not give a shit? Can you believe this is a post on MetalSucks?
Thank you for your cooperation.