WASHING MACHINE USURPS \\MAYTAG AS REIGNING KING OF APPLIANCECORE
The problem with \\Maytag, the “refrigerator drone metal” band, is that it’s so hard to market them, because, really, who do they tour with? On what bill do they fit? Others bands in the vein of Sunn O)))? Other comedy metal bands? Comedy metal bands that don’t know they’re comedy metal bands? It’s a tough quandary to solve!
But help is on the way, thanks to this washing machine:
And if you thought, “Sure, the washing machine sounds kinda like it’s drumming, but it’s not very metal,” well, you thought wrong. ‘Cause this band called Science of Demise wrote a whole metal song based around it:
So, clearly, this washing machine will be signed to Sumerian sometime in the very near future.