Last week Relapse Records gave us two copies of the new Hail! Hornet album Disperse the Curse to give away; it comes out July 19th and is available for pre-order here. The winners are:

  • Jared Oates: “19/M shredder seeking Nu Metal princess for serious relationship or show buddy. Must be HIV+ and a fan of Nu Era.”
  • Titus: “Don’t worry ladies! The gas mask is just for show. My other Axe is a body spray”

JARED, if you’re reading this, send an email to vince [at] metalsucks [dot] net to claim your prize since you neglected to provide us with an email address; usually that’s grounds for disqualification but your entry was just too good to leave out.

You read that headline right: this week we’re giving away THREE copies of the infamous classic Wayne’s World on DVD in honor of the outdoor screening Epix hosted of Wayne’s World in NYC this week as part of their Free-for-All summer movie series. Is there really anyone reading this that doesn’t already know what to do next? Leave a comment with the funniest caption to the photo below (suggested by reader Brandon Miller). Remember to use a real email address (or post it with your comment if you’re using FB Connect).

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