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UPDATE ON A SH*TSTAIN ON THE ASS OF THE UNIVERSE: MAKE ME FAMOUS SH*TSTAINISH ON ACOUSTIC INSTRUMENTS, TOO

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In April, I wrote about “Make it Precious,” a horrible video for a horrible Ukrainian scenecore band called Make Me Famous. Now it’s come to my attention that the band has an acoustic version of the song, too, which is just… well, baffling, really. It’s hard to imagine that, say, Obituary ever would have done an acoustic version of “Slowly We Rot,” as that would be both weird and inappropriate — but there doesn’t seem to be even the slightest hint of irony to Make Me Famous’ new rendition of their “hit.”

The funniest part? That they maintain all the original lyrics to the tune. So my favorite line from the song — “Admit that I just did it bitch” — is no longer screamed furiously, but sung romantically.

-AR

Thanks to J.A.M. for ruining my morning.

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