PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A GRAB BAG OF METAL MERCH!

The prize for last week’s Photo Caption Contest was the Helo TC, an iPhone-controlled remote helicopter. I’m telling you people, Griffin sent me one of these bad boys to play around with and the Mansion hasn’t been the same since; they rule. Dental_Damnation and Chris, the winners, are in for a treat when theirs arrive in the mail:

• Dental_Damnation: “Sunhats by Abbath: “There’s nothing kvlt abovt a svnbvrn.”
• Chris: “Even black metal supports breast cancer awareness.”

This week’s we’re giving away a grab-bag of metal stuff: brand new CDs, posters, stickers, etc. To win, leave a comment with the funniest caption to the photo below (sent in by tipster Fuzzy Dunlop). Remember to use a real email address (or post it along with your comment if you’re using FB Connect / Twitter etc).