HARRISON FORD DRESSES UP LIKE A HAIR METAL MUSICIAN FOR HALLOWEEN
So, hey, remember that picture of Tom Cruise playing a hair metal dude in the upcoming Rock of Ages movie, and how unsettling it was?
Well, this shit will scar you for life.
See, Harrison Ford and his wife, Ally McBeal star Calista Flockhart, dressed up as hair metallers for Halloween this year, and, uh… yeah, this might be worse than the last Indiana Jones movie:
In other news, I’m going to pour acid in my eyes now.