Worst Week Ever

IN WHICH WE WERE AT A METAL FESTIVAL THAT SUCKS

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Normally we’d do a “Worst Week Ever” column here, where we run down the week’s top stories. But we can’t today, because literally, right this second, as this was published, the doors opened for this:

And the first band starts in thirty minutes.

So! For the last time: IF YOU LIVE IN THE TRI-STATE AREA, COME TO THE METAL SUCKFEST! Tickets are here, or, of course, you can just walk up to the box office. It’s going to be so awesome, there are truly no words. See ya there!

And everyone else… see ya Monday. Have fun missing the party of the year, Suckas!

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