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GEEZ, THIS NEW MEGADETH VIDEO SURE DOES HAVE A LOTTA MONKEYS IN IT

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Geez, this new Megadeth video sure does have a lot of monkeys in it.

Here are some questions I have after watching this video. Please let me know if you can answer any of them.

  • Why so many monkeys?
  • Why do the monkeys get more screen time than the band?
  • Do you think there were any directors who pitched a video without monkeys, or do you think this is the best thing anyone could come up with?
  • Were the monkeys actually band-mandated?
  • Why is it implied that Dave Ellefson fucked a monkey?
  • Is Dave Ellefson some kind of crazy monkey fucker?
  • No for real I’m not even kidding why are there so many goddamn monkeys in this video?!?!?!?!?

And so, in conclusion, I’d just like to say that the first person to make a Monkeydeth joke is banned for life.

-AR

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