Mötley Crüe Are in a Super Bowl Commercial


As someone who does not give the slightest of craps about sports, I still used to watch the Superbowl every year, for the same reasons everyone watches the Superbowl every year: you go to a big party, get drunk, and see some cool commercials.

But now I don’t even bother with that anymore; I can get drunk anywhere regardless of whether or not there’s a football game on, and the commercials are all posted online either after or, in some odd cases, before the big game.

For example, Kia’s new commercial, which appeals to the basest instincts of 40-something year-old men by associating their product with sex, speed, power, food, phallic symbols, and Mötley Crüe, who, come to think of it, personify all of those things anyway. Yes, even food.

Check out the commerical below:


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