NEWSBREAK: DAVE MUSTAINE ENDORSES RICK SANTORUM, STILL A COMPLETE F*CKING LOON
Our inboxes have been blowing up with links to that quote from Dave Mustaine in which he whole-heartedly endorses the U.S. Presidential candidate named after the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex. The impetus behind these emails is presumably that we haven’t seen this quote yet because we haven’t written about it. Don’t worry, we’ve seen it — and it mildly raised an eyebrow — but it’s not exactly surprising to us given all we know about Mustaine’s inane religious zealoutry of late. We didn’t write about it because it seemed pretty obvious that a man who believes in an invisible man in the sky would support a Presidential candidate who believes gays choose to be gay and the earth was created 5,000 some-odd years ago by said invisible man. In other words, this is news?
Apparently so. Here’s the quote:
Earlier in the election, I was completely oblivious as to who Rick Santorum was, but when the dude went home to be with his daughter when she was sick, that was very commendable. Also, just watching how he hasn’t gotten into doing these horrible, horrible attack ads like Mitt Romney’s done against Newt Gingrich, and then the volume at which Newt has gone back at Romney … you know, I think Santorum has some presidential qualities, and I’m hoping that if it does come down to it, we’ll see a Republican in the White House … and that it’s Rick Santorum.
Perhaps the best / most shocking part of all of this is that Mustaine holds up Santorum on a pedestal for going home to be with his sick daughter, as if this is some kind of grand altruistic gesture uncharacteristic of any father! Amazing — just shows how clouded Dave’s head is from years of booze, drugs and God worship.
inb4 MS commenters are all “Obama sucks, economy in the shitter, war in Afghanistan, herpaderp a herp derp!” I believe Obama’s part of the same corporate-fueled corrupt machine that all politicians are, better than Santorum on social issues but otherwise just another average politician up for bribe. The system is broken. Or should I say… The System Has Failed…. hyuk hyuk hyuk!
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