YEP, THIS IS HOW YOU WRITE A RISECORE SONG, YOU BETCHA

The below Galactic Pegasus song is called “How to Get Signed to Rise Records!!!1!” (sic), but that’s not really an accurate title — it should be “How to Write a Risecore Song.” ‘Cause just sounding like this obviously would not guarantee you a deal at Rise, although it would most certainly guarantee that you wouldn’t get signed to, say, Profound Lore.

Nonetheless, it’s funny as hell — like the best satire, it’s accuracy is what makes it great. The lyrics are the only thing that differentiate it from a real  Risecore song. Definitely worth eighty-five seconds of your time:

-AR

[via Stuff You Will Hate]