Best Beard Bracket

PRESENTING THE METALSUCKS “BEST BEARD IN THE HISTORY OF METAL” BRACKET — VOTED ON BY YOU, THE READERS!

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Over the years, MetalSucks has done many lists ranking some of the most important players in the world of extreme music, including The Best Metal Albums of the 21st Century So Far, The Top 25 Modern Metal Guitarists, and, most recently, The Top 25 Modern Metal Drummers. Those lists have been compiled by polling some of the top people in the industry, and, of course, the experts right here at MetalSucks.

But now we’re gonna do something revolutionary: for the most epic, important ranking we’ve ever done here on MetalSucks — THE BEST BEARD IN THE HISTORY OF METAL (not just modern metal) — we’re going to turn the decision-making process over to you, our beloved readers.

Here’s how this is gonna work:

  • Axl and Vince, with some help from you guys via Facebook and Twitter, have determined the top thirty-two beards in the history of metal. The men who grew these most rigteous of chin pubes will constitute the competitors for Round 1.
  • Starting Monday, July 9, there will be two match-ups every day — and you, the readers, will vote on who wins each match, thus advancing to the next round. The staff of MetalSucks does not get a vote. It’s all in your hands.
  • The voting period for each match will last 24 hours, from 5 pm EST the day the match begins until  5 pm EST the following day.
  • There will be two match-ups a day for Round 1, and one match-up a day for the remaining rounds.

And… that’s it! You can check out or download the bracket below (click to enlarge) and start contemplating who you think has THE BEST BEARD IN THE HISTORY OF METAL.

The fun begins Monday. Get yer clippers ready!


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