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And while you might think that said letter would say something along the lines of “I had a swastika tattooed on my head to make sure you always look relatively sane,” it actually says something far, far sillier than that.

There’s a Charles Manson fansite, which really isn’t all that surprising given how completely fucked-up our society is, and that fansite recently posted a leak of a letter that Manson wrote to Brian Warner, better known to the world at large as “Marilyn Manson.” Needless to say, the letter is completely fucknuts and bordering on incomprehensible, but the gist of it can be summed up by this video.

Here’s a scan of the letter, if you wanna try and wade through Charles Manson’s remarkable penmanship…

…and here’s a transcription of the text in which most of the misspellings have been corrected, which only makes the letter just barely easier to read and understand:

To Marilyn Manson –

It’s taken me a long time to get there from where I could touch M. Manson. Now I got a card to play – you may look into my non-profit, ATWA, and give Manson what you think he’s got coming for Air, Trees, Water, and you. Or I will pay Manson what you think Manson got coming – the music has made Manson into Abraxas Devil, and I’m SURE you would want some of what I got from what I got. It’s a far out balance. Beyond good and bad, right, wrong. What you don’t do is what I will do – what you did a sing-along, and let it roll and said how you saved me a lot of steps – I don’t need, it’s not a need or a want. Couped – coup. Ghost dancers slay together and you’re just in my grave Sunstroker Corona-coronas-coronae – you seen me from under with it all standing on me. That’s 2 dump trucks – doing the same as CMF 000007

Charles Manson

Post card, August 2012

Metal Injection speculates that Manson the Murderer is ordering Manson the Musician to donate some of the money he’s made using the Manson name to Air, Trees, Water, Animals and All The Way Alive, Manson the Murderer’s ecological mandate. But for all I know, Charles is really just asking Marilyn to pick him up a dozen eggs on the way home from work. I mean holy shit, I had to give myself an injection of haloperidol just for reading that frickin’ thing.


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