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Saturday To Roast Hollow Weenies To

  • Kip Wingerschmidt

Saturday To Roast Hollow Weenies ToHave any of you ever had a hamburger with the cheese on the inside???  A stuffed patty, if you will?  That shit is delish.

Well I don’t see why you couldn’t hollow out a frankfurter and do the exact same thing…  Put the cheese/ketchup/mustard/relish/semen on the inside!  Sure it’d be a hell of a lot of work but what in this world comes easy, amirite?

And if one of you dirty dawgz were to start a stuffed wiener service (!), not only would you more than likely be cornering the market on something uber-creatively delicioso but that’d also be a hell of a wordplay if said restaurant/store doubled as a male escort service.

I’m just sayin…

Now go spook and get spooked out there, my little weenies!

Saturday To Roast Hollow Weenies To

And if you haven’t had a chance yet, please take a listen to my band FAMILY‘s new album Portrait (out this Tuesday 10/30), now streaming on this here site.  Tell me how much you love or hate it in the comments…

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