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Megadeth Part Ways with Roadrunner Records

  • Axl Rosenberg

Dave Mustaine hadn’t been in the news for a few days, and the band is currently off the road, so he didn’t have an opportunity to say something monumentally dumb in front of a public crowd. So to make sure that everyone paid attention to him, he tweeted the following message yesterday:

“I’m shocked,” said The Easter Bunny.

“I, too, am surprised,” concurred Santa Claus. “He’s had such nice things to say about the label in the past!”

“And the structure at that label is so secure right now!” Bigfoot chimed in. “I mean, it’s not as though the guy who signed him isn’t even there anymore.”

“And it’s now as though it was already public knowledge that he was meeting with other labels!” added The Tooth Fairy. “Really, this news is quite baffling.”

“Indeed!” agreed Wes Borland’s Dignity. “I have not been this shocked by any news since the sun rose this morning!!!”

ANYWAY, all sarcasm aside, it will be interesting to see where Megadeth lands. I’m guessing somewhere pretty silly, to be honest. No one serious wants to put up with Megadouche right now.

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