Oderus Urungus Goes on an Angry Celebratory Twitter Rant Against in Support of Tim Lambesis
UPDATE, 1:30pm EDT: Apparently Oderus is being genuine in his congratulatory wishes towards Tim! Our apologies for mis-interpreting. Some more tweets follow:
Now wait a minute! I am not mad at Tim! metalsucks.net/2013/05/31/ode…
— Oderus Urungus (@TheRealOderus) May 31, 2013
I offered my support and congratulations and they twist my words. This sucks more than the new Slayer album is going to.
— Oderus Urungus (@TheRealOderus) May 31, 2013
I must admit I began to worry about #timlambesis when he changed his Twitter pic to one of his rippling back muscles.
— Oderus Urungus (@TheRealOderus) May 31, 2013
Original Post:
Tim Lambesis was released on bail yesterday, and at least one person is ticked off about it: Oderus Urungus. The Gwar frontman and MetalSucks columnist is currently on a Twitter rampage against the As I Lay Dying singer. Samples:
Congratulations to label-mate and cut MF #timlambesis for making bail bro! Now get out there and hire some people to chop us some bitches.
— Oderus Urungus (@TheRealOderus) May 31, 2013
As far as the tracker-bracelet, I advocate getting one of similar size on the other leg. #timlambesis
— Oderus Urungus (@TheRealOderus) May 31, 2013
However, if the tracker is the latest model, made specifically for celebrities, then it’s practically weightless. Comfy, even. #timlambesis
— Oderus Urungus (@TheRealOderus) May 31, 2013
Then again, you sing for a metal band, so you might not get celebrity status, except with metal fans. #timlambsis You’ve got the old model.
— Oderus Urungus (@TheRealOderus) May 31, 2013
It weighs about eight pounds and is uncomfortable AS SHIT. Plus it hums and shocks. #timlambesis
— Oderus Urungus (@TheRealOderus) May 31, 2013
C’mon Tim, whats the matter? At least in #Richmond when we get charged with killing someone, we actually do it. #randyblythe
— Oderus Urungus (@TheRealOderus) May 31, 2013
Bad thing : Tim can’t leave San Diego except to visit lawyer. Good thing : Lawyer lives in Pago-Pago#timlambesis
— Oderus Urungus (@TheRealOderus) May 31, 2013
Whats that? It’s only Pago now? Why is that? Because it ain’t half the place it used to be. #rimshot
— Oderus Urungus (@TheRealOderus) May 31, 2013
Fun times in the Twitterverse. Stay tuned to Oderus’ Twitter account for more!
