Ozzy Attended The Daytime Emmys
My Father’s Day was spent straining to decipher the gibberish of excited children, and then smiling patiently as our family’s manic old ladies spouted incoherent speeches. It was exhausting. And so I am qualified to sympathize with my man Ozzy Osbourne, who was in the very same boat at the 40th Annual Daytime Emmy awards ceremony, where his wifanager Sharon presented an award or was nominated for The Talk. Or something.
Plus, he is 90 years older than me, busy promoting a number-one album, and pretty much sober! What a warrior! Think about it: For like seven hours or whatever, there he was at a front table getting zinged by the remnants of Princess Leia (below at 1:12), touching the daughter of Don Arden, and trying to draw on drugz still in his body from that recent 18-month party. Then he headed home to field calls from Tommy Clufetos about hitting the studio to record 13‘s drum tracks. Oh Ozzy dude call me I am holding :)