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It’s Bikini Season: Swimwear from Slayer, Mastodon, and Ghost


Yesterday, The PRP ran a story about how Slayer and Ghost are now selling bikinis in their respective webstores; coincidentally, right around the same time, a reader named Fred e-mailed us about Mastodon’s “Asstodon” bikinis. My point being: ladies, if you still need swimwear for the rest of the summer…

Slayer Ghost Mastodon Bikinis

The going price for these fine items is $35 a set; Mastodon also sell a bundle that comes with a Megalodon beach towel and a pair of Mastodon sunglasses for for $80. And while that’s definitely overpriced (although really, at this point, you’d think we all know that just putting a band’s logo on any given item raises the price by at least twenty percent), it’s still cheaper than the pentagram bikinis we learned about in May… and these won’t leave the most awkward tan lines imaginable. So, uh… there ya go.

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