Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket

Rounds 25-28: Dream Theater Vs. Dragonforce, Rob Zombie Vs. Otep, Morbid Angel Vs. Fear Factory, Poison Vs. Queensrÿche


Shat Brack Rounds 25-28

So, regarding yesterday’s matches: Who says hipsters don’t the troll the net like the rest of us? Now, not only have Avenged Sevenfold been defeated by Burzum, but Sunn O))) have overtaken Mötley Crüe! Who’da thunk it? Kittie also beat Disturbed by a fairly narrow margin, while Ozzy decimated Demon Hunter, and Oceano drowned Chelsea Grin. 

Now, onto today’s fights! You can vote below. The polls close tomorrow, Wednesday, July 17 at 4:30 pm EST. May the least-deserving-of-poop bands win…


It’s the Duel of the Dorks! While neither band has ever really considered “cool,” they’re also both known for their technical prowess, and have amassed sizable, and fiercely loyal, followings over the years. The question is, which band has amassed a sizabler following? Let’s find out!

ROB ZOMBIE VS. OTEPRob Zombie vs Otep

One of these performers has balls. The other is Rob Zombie. Make your choice…

Morbid Angel vs FF

Here we have a band that have taken a lotta flack for changing their sound, and another band that have taken a lotta flack for not changing their sound. Which offense is more egregious? You decide!

POISON VS. QUEENSRŸCHEPoison vs Queensryche

Okay, sure, Poison are purveyors of some of pop metal’s stupidest hits, and are, in every way, completely laughable. Then again, at least they’ve managed to stay together, and have never ignorantly offended fans by, saying, destroying a concertgoer’s cell phone. Which is the lesser of two evils?

THE BRACKET THUS FAR (click to enlarge):

Shat Brack July 16

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