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The New Stryper Album Art Would Look Awesome On the Side of Your Van


Although I never liked Stryper and I understand, on an intellectual level, that this is art is totally Xtian, I cannot tell a lie: the cover for the Jesus-lovin’ glam rockers’ new album, Hell to Pay (see what they did there?), is friggin’ awesome. If it were a Crystal Viper album cover, we’d all freely praise it, so not to do so now would be some fuckin’ bullshit. This is the kind of album that makes me wish I owned a van. I’m sure the album itself will be weak sauce, but at least in one regard, Hell to Pay is a total win.

Stryper - No More Hell to PayHell to Pay comes out November 5 on Frontiers Records.


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