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Trendsetters in Attila Release Christmas Sweater


Never ones to let an opportunity to do something several hundred other bands have already done better, Attila, one of the modern metal bands with the most shocking lack-of-talent-to-amount-of-success ratio, have now released their own line of Christmas sweaters. In traditional Attila fashion, it’s sophomoric, unfunny, and potentially shocking to anyone under the age of ten or over the age of seventy.

Attila Christmas SweaterIf you’d actually like to spend twenty-eight dollars on one of these, go here. You’re welcome.

[via Metal Injection]

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