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There are Fear Factory Cupcakes Now

  • Axl Rosenberg

Dino in the BakeryI just read this very disturbing report on Blabbermouth:

“Hardcore Sweet Custom Cupcakes, winner of the recent ‘Cupcake Wars’ on the Food Network, has just made a spicy FEAR FACTORY cupcake. A small child baked into a red velvet and jalapeño cake with cream cheese frosting topped with a chocolate jalapeño candy dusted with cayenne, it is available now at”

Okay okay okay, so I may have embellished the description of the ingredients a little. But can you blame me? I mean, how the fuck does this cake represent Fear Factory? Is it just because it has jalapeño in it and Dino Cazares is of Mexican descent? Wouldn’t it be more appropriate if it were just one flavor over and over and over again?  What if half of it was a Fear Factory cupcake and the other half was remnants of other cupcakes? What if it looked really delicious but then the taste ended up being off-key? Wouldn’t all of those things scream “Fear Factory” more than jalapeño with cream cheese? I dunno, I’m not baker, I’m just spitballing ideas here.

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