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Bam Margera’s F**kface Unstoppable, featuring Dani Filth: Very Stoppable

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Bam Margera and Dani FilthThe last time we heard from Bam Margera’s Fuckface Unstoppable — a project which also feature the Jackass star’s brother, CKY drummer Jess Margera, and wife, Nicole Boyd — they made us laugh ’til it hurt via their brilliant single “Bend My Dick to My Ass.” Now they’ve returned with a song that should be, in theory, considerably more metal, and deliberately or otherwise, just as funny: “Sleepless,” featuring Cradle of Filth namesake Dani Filth.

Unfortunately, not only is the song unfunny, but it’s also just all-around awful. It reminds me a lot of the unsigned Slipknot-wannabes I’d see a lot circa 2001, only with a guitar solo. Seriously, the fact that it has a guitar solo is the nicest thing I can say about it. Thank Christ Ryan Dunn didn’t live to hear this.

You can stream “Sleepless” below and buy it here if you really truly honestly sincerely absolutely cannot think of anything better to do with a dollar. Like, say, add it to a pile of other dollars to buy some good music, or use it to wipe your ass.

[via Metal Injection]

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