I dunno who the fuck Dead Rites are or what […]

Get up close and personal with 25th Best Modern Metal Frontman Chino Moreno!

Are you curious to his use of the phrase “curious to”?

Previously unreleased concert footage from the re-release of Mad Season’s Above.

Watch a video of a dude covering “Bleed” by clapping.

Don’t worry, it has no Papyrus font in it.

He is a renaissance man, a polymath, a thinker, a genius. For thirty goddamn years.

Bring the lulz to the above photo.

The Atlanta outfit’s absolutely not glamorous sleeping-bags-and-unpaid-bills “rock star” lives are dramatized.

STREET TOUGHS, BE FOREWARNED! If you punch the guy in the above photo, he may be entitled to extra support from the police! But you’ll be punished the same as if you punched a dude who doesn’t wear eye make-up.

I’ve got fifty bucks that says they blow the Red Hot Chili Peppers right off the fucking stage.

Don’t worry, the usual shitty scene ones are on the bill, too.

Fourth and final new Shining song this week.

Another tag team review!

Solid, catchy, well-written hard rock.

Hot leather lady knights do battle.

Like, really bad.

By which I mean it recalls the videos of the band Tool, not that the members of Meshuggah are tools.

It has nothing to do with Slayer.