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Meshuggah Get The Clap

  • Axl Rosenberg

Sometimes, just sometimes, when the opportunity to do something truly stupendous, to make a truly once-in-a-lifetime achievement, a man must follow his ambitions to the ends of the Earth. He must forego the warmth of the sun, the love of a good woman, family, friends, and a traditional education and comforts (e.g., bathing) in order to make history.

It is a horrible sacrifice, but it is always worth it. For when the journey is complete, that man will have climbed Everest, walked across the face of the moon, made a YouTube video of himself covering Meshuggah’s “Bleed” with no instrument other than his hands.

I applaud you, Tito Felix. Truly, you are a titan, and they shall clap songs about you some day!!!

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